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20th August 2005, 05:08
HENESYS, Victoria Island (AP)
Sometimes, the monsters DO strike back.
The Monsters Union held a press conference this morning, and much to the shock of everyone in the room, have declared war against the humans on the Maple World.
"We cannot take this beating anymore," declared Jr. Balrog, the head of the Union, "this island has been ours for thousands of years, and for the humans to take over and feel like they own this place is unacceptable!"
Standing behind the podium, the head monsters of each kind were anxious to tell their side of the story, but instead just released a statement, read by Jr. Balrog.
"The time of hardship is over! It is time for the monsters to take action against the humans that took away our land!"
"We will begin raiding random towns on August the 22nd, end of story!"
While the press conference took place inside the Sleepywood Hotel, hundreds of monsters outside were holding picket signs supporting the union?s decision, while letting everyone know that the battle has only just begun.
"The other day, some guy came up to me and stole my weekly allowance," angrily declared a Curse Eye, "I was planning on a nice anniversary dinner with the Mrs. I?m pretty sure it was a thief that stole money from me!! I can?t take this anymore!! It?s WAR!!!"
Chief Stan of Henesys voiced his concern over the possible attacks.
"I am worried that they may destroy every town in sight," Chief Stan said, "it took our ancestors a number of years to build this town, and hundreds of years to build a civilization in this previously wild island. I really hope that the travelers will help us protect our towns from the attacks. I hope we can come to a resolution with the monsters soon. Has anyone seen my son?"
No town will be safe from the attacks.
The GMs are calling all citizens to do their part in protecting the towns.
The planned raid by the monsters will begin on the 22nd of August, 2005. We will be broadcasting alerts throughout the mayhem using the slide system.
Get Ready?
SO THEY R PLANNING TO ATTACK THE ALL OF THE TOWNS? NOT JUST HENESYS?
Sometimes, the monsters DO strike back.
The Monsters Union held a press conference this morning, and much to the shock of everyone in the room, have declared war against the humans on the Maple World.
"We cannot take this beating anymore," declared Jr. Balrog, the head of the Union, "this island has been ours for thousands of years, and for the humans to take over and feel like they own this place is unacceptable!"
Standing behind the podium, the head monsters of each kind were anxious to tell their side of the story, but instead just released a statement, read by Jr. Balrog.
"The time of hardship is over! It is time for the monsters to take action against the humans that took away our land!"
"We will begin raiding random towns on August the 22nd, end of story!"
While the press conference took place inside the Sleepywood Hotel, hundreds of monsters outside were holding picket signs supporting the union?s decision, while letting everyone know that the battle has only just begun.
"The other day, some guy came up to me and stole my weekly allowance," angrily declared a Curse Eye, "I was planning on a nice anniversary dinner with the Mrs. I?m pretty sure it was a thief that stole money from me!! I can?t take this anymore!! It?s WAR!!!"
Chief Stan of Henesys voiced his concern over the possible attacks.
"I am worried that they may destroy every town in sight," Chief Stan said, "it took our ancestors a number of years to build this town, and hundreds of years to build a civilization in this previously wild island. I really hope that the travelers will help us protect our towns from the attacks. I hope we can come to a resolution with the monsters soon. Has anyone seen my son?"
No town will be safe from the attacks.
The GMs are calling all citizens to do their part in protecting the towns.
The planned raid by the monsters will begin on the 22nd of August, 2005. We will be broadcasting alerts throughout the mayhem using the slide system.
Get Ready?
SO THEY R PLANNING TO ATTACK THE ALL OF THE TOWNS? NOT JUST HENESYS?