Taunt Script

[Dr_Death]

Anyone have a good Taunt Script if so please post ..Thanks

[Angechu]

Umm, do you mean where you push a button and it does a taunt, then cycles to a new one so next time it will use a different taunt?

~Angechu

[Turna]

does it matter wat game the script needs to be used for because i have a mohaa one

[][MPC][vin]

Dr Death is looking for a counter-strike taunt script. I am assuming when you either press a button or a source code from a hack saying you killed blabla, you know, something like that. I think hes looking for a push button script though.

1600 post heh

[Da BuzZ]

Congratz m8 :) And i would actually also like a script like that.... would be fun to annoy with :p

[o({})o]

Hmmmm..... they take forever to make if you want a really good one wiht a ton of taunts..... and they are very boring to make cause everything is so repetitive....

Here is a simple one that you could build off of:



alias taunt01 "say MultiPlayerCheats.de is the best!; bind t taunt02"
alias taunt02 "say You were just owned by ]MpC[!; bind t taunt03"
alias taunt03 "say Complaints? E-Mail me at: FeelTheRage@MultiPlayerCheats.de!; bind t taunt01"

bind "t" "taunt01"

[UNTOUCHABLE]

wuz the script to switch to nade and throw and than join other team

[sniper w00t]

Originally posted by UNTOUCHABLE
wuz the script to switch to nade and throw and than join other team thats called telefragging my dear friend

[GoNaDs & StRiF3]

hehe tele fraging :) /me thinks of qw

hehe

[sauce]

whats the benifit of telefragging?

[sniper w00t]

wen u kill ur team "mates" before the nade explodes u swap to the other team..and then the nade blows and kaboom u have ur self 5 kills lol..an easy way of getting loads of kills

[o({})o]

Also a really good way to annoy people and it is very very gh3y. It is like skin hacking...... only morons with no life (myg0ts for example) do it.

[Jessen]

I have one that uses the alias annoy annoy1 method where its all my bitching about hackers, and how much people hack, its funny as hell, cause I was really bored so I worte like 50 hacker taunts and I use it on servers all the time, people are so annoyed :P

Maybe I'll dig it up .. in the mornin'

[GoNaDs & StRiF3]

sounds good, and also telefraging can also be going thogh a telport in qw and yas both go togh at the same time and one dies or somtimes yas both die can be a real pain when ya on a roll of a killing spree :/

[Phlox]

// Taunt Messages
alias taunt taunt01
alias taunt01 "alias taunt taunt02; say With a gun barrel between your teeth..."
alias taunt02 "alias taunt taunt03; say ...you speak only in vowels."
alias taunt03 "alias taunt taunt04; say Slide!"
alias taunt04 "alias taunt taunt05; say Everywhere we went, we were sizing things up."
alias taunt05 "alias taunt taunt06; say I felt sorry for guys packed into gyms..."
alias taunt06 "alias taunt taunt07; say ...trying to look like how Calvin Klein or Tommy Hilfiger said they should."
alias taunt07 "alias taunt taunt08; say Oh, self-improvement is masturbation."
alias taunt08 "alias taunt taunt09; say Now, self-destruction..."
alias taunt09 "alias taunt taunt10; say ln the Tibetan-philosophy, Sylvia-Plath sense of the word, I know we're all dying."
alias taunt10 "alias taunt taunt11; say If you wake up at a different time, in a different place..."
alias taunt11 "alias taunt taunt12; say ...could you wake up as a different person?"
alias taunt12 "alias taunt taunt13; say Everywhere I travel..."
alias taunt13 "alias taunt taunt14; say ...tiny life."
alias taunt14 "alias taunt taunt15; say Single-serving sugar, single-serving cream."
alias taunt15 "alias taunt taunt16; say Single pat of butter."
alias taunt16 "alias taunt taunt17; say The microwave cordon bleu hobby kit."
alias taunt17 "alias taunt taunt18; say Shampoo-conditioner combos."
alias taunt18 "alias taunt taunt19; say Sample-package mouthwash. Tiny bars of soap."
alias taunt19 "alias taunt taunt20; say The people I meet on each flight..."
alias taunt20 "alias taunt taunt21; say ...they're single-serving friends."
alias taunt21 "alias taunt taunt22; say Between takeoff and landing, we have our time together."
alias taunt22 "alias taunt taunt23; say That's all we get."
alias taunt23 "alias taunt taunt24; say On a long enough time line, the survival rate for everyone drops to zero."
alias taunt24 "alias taunt taunt25; say Every time the plane banked too sharply on takeoff or landing..."
alias taunt25 "alias taunt taunt26; say ...I prayed for a crash or a midair collision."
alias taunt26 "alias taunt taunt27; say Life insurance pays off triple if you die on a business trip."
alias taunt27 "alias taunt taunt28; say Did you know if you mix gasoline and frozen orange juice, you can make napalm?"
alias taunt28 "alias taunt taunt29; say One can make all kinds of explosives with simple household items."
alias taunt29 "alias taunt taunt30; say We're consumers. We are by-products of a lifestyle obsession."
alias taunt30 "alias taunt taunt31; say I say never be complete."
alias taunt31 "alias taunt taunt32; say I say stop being perfect."
alias taunt32 "alias taunt taunt33; say I say let's evolve."
alias taunt33 "alias taunt taunt34; say I am Jack's medulla oblongata."
alias taunt34 "alias taunt taunt35; say I am Jack's Colon. I Get Cancer. I Kill Jack."
alias taunt35 "alias taunt taunt36; say I am Jack's raging bile duct."
alias taunt36 "alias taunt taunt37; say I am Jack's cold sweat."
alias taunt37 "alias taunt taunt38; say I am Jack's complete lack of surprise."
alias taunt38 "alias taunt taunt39; say I am Jack's smirking revenge."
alias taunt39 "alias taunt taunt40; say I am Jack's wasted life."
alias taunt40 "alias taunt taunt41; say I am Jack's inflamed sense of rejection."
alias taunt41 "alias taunt taunt42; say I am Jack's broken heart."
alias taunt42 "alias taunt taunt43; say Listen up, maggots."
alias taunt43 "alias taunt taunt44; say You are not special."
alias taunt44 "alias taunt taunt45; say You are not a beautiful or unique snowflake."
alias taunt45 "alias taunt taunt46; say You are the same decaying organic matter as everything else."
alias taunt46 "alias taunt taunt47; say We are the all-singing, all-dancing crap of the world."
alias taunt47 "alias taunt taunt48; say We are all part of the same compost heap."
alias taunt48 "alias taunt taunt49; say You are not your job."
alias taunt49 "alias taunt taunt50; say You're not how much money you have in the bank."
alias taunt50 "alias taunt taunt51; say You're not the car you drive."
alias taunt51 "alias taunt taunt52; say You're not the contents of your wallet."
alias taunt52 "alias taunt taunt53; say You're not your ****ing khakis."
alias taunt53 "alias taunt taunt54; say This is bullshit. This is bullshit, I'm not listening to this!"
alias taunt54 "alias taunt taunt55; say The first rule of Fight Club is..."
alias taunt55 "alias taunt taunt56; say ...you do not talk about Fight Club."
alias taunt56 "alias taunt taunt57; say The second rule of Fight Club is..."
alias taunt57 "alias taunt taunt58; say ...you do NOT talk about Fight Club!"
alias taunt58 "alias taunt taunt59; say Third rule of Fight Club."
alias taunt59 "alias taunt taunt60; say Someone yells stop, goes limp, taps out..."
alias taunt60 "alias taunt taunt61; say ...the fight is over. Fourth rule."
alias taunt61 "alias taunt taunt62; say Only two guys to a fight."
alias taunt62 "alias taunt taunt63; say Fifth rule."
alias taunt63 "alias taunt taunt64; say One fight at a time, fellas."
alias taunt64 "alias taunt taunt65; say Sixth rule. No shirts. No shoes."
alias taunt65 "alias taunt taunt66; say Seventh rule. Fights will go on as long as they have to."
alias taunt66 "alias taunt taunt67; say And the eighth and final rule."
alias taunt67 "alias taunt taunt68; say lf this is your first night at Fight Club..."
alias taunt68 "alias taunt taunt69; say ...you have to fight."
alias taunt69 "alias taunt taunt70; say Tonight... we make soap."
alias taunt70 "alias taunt taunt71; say To make soap, first we render fat."
alias taunt71 "alias taunt taunt72; say The salt balance has to be just right..."
alias taunt72 "alias taunt taunt73; say ...so the best fat for soap comes from humans."
alias taunt73 "alias taunt taunt74; say A liposuction clinic. Richest, creamiest fat in the world. Fat of the land!"
alias taunt74 "alias taunt taunt75; say As the fat renders, the tallows float to the surface."
alias taunt75 "alias taunt taunt76; say Once the tallow hardens, you skim off a layer of glycerin."
alias taunt76 "alias taunt taunt77; say Add nitric acid, you've got nitroglycerin."
alias taunt77 "alias taunt taunt78; say Then add sodium nitrate and sawdust, you've got dynamite."
alias taunt78 "alias taunt taunt79; say Yeah, with enough soap, one could blow up just about anything."
alias taunt79 "alias taunt taunt80; say This is your pain, this is your burning hand."
alias taunt80 "alias taunt taunt81; say You're feeling premature enlightenment."
alias taunt81 "alias taunt taunt82; say Our fathers were our models for God."
alias taunt82 "alias taunt taunt83; say lf our fathers bailed, what does that tell you about God?"
alias taunt83 "alias taunt taunt84; say You have to consider the possibility that God does not like you."
alias taunt84 "alias taunt taunt85; say He never wanted you. ln all probability, He hates you."
alias taunt85 "alias taunt taunt86; say **** damnation, **** redemption."
alias taunt86 "alias taunt taunt87; say We are God's unwanted children? So be it!"
alias taunt87 "alias taunt taunt88; say First, you have to give up."
alias taunt88 "alias taunt taunt89; say First, you have to know, not fear..."
alias taunt89 "alias taunt taunt90; say ...know that some day, you're gonna die."
alias taunt90 "alias taunt taunt91; say It's only after we've lost everything that we're free to do anything."
alias taunt91 "alias taunt taunt92; say We've just had a near-life experience!"
alias taunt92 "alias taunt taunt93; say In the world I see..."
alias taunt93 "alias taunt taunt94; say ...you're stalking elk through the Grand Canyon forests..."
alias taunt94 "alias taunt taunt95; say ...around the ruins of Rockefeller Center."
alias taunt95 "alias taunt taunt96; say You'll wear leather clothes that will last you the rest of your life."
alias taunt96 "alias taunt taunt97; say You'll climb the thick kudzu vines that wrap the Sears Tower."
alias taunt97 "alias taunt taunt98; say And when you look down, you'll see tiny figures pounding corn..."
alias taunt98 "alias taunt taunt99; say ...laying strips of venison in the empty car-pool lane of some abandoned superhighway."
alias taunt99 "alias taunt taunt100; say And then..."
alias taunt100 "alias taunt taunt01; say ...Tyler was gone."

[Phlox]

have fun :) lol