I damn well hope this wasn't an MPC member

[luck777jojo]

A man in Miami went around a neighbourhood knocking on doors and offering women free breast exams saying he was a doctor sent on behalf of a local hospital.

He was later arrested by police on charges of sexual assault after 2 women reported him.

I mean wow.... how pathetic is that, though I gotta admit the plan was brilliant :P

Read full story here: http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/12409277/

[Shinosuke]

HAHAHAHA.. this reminds me of a canadian ad.
i think it was like 'free breast cancer examination'; with a moral 'it's your breasts, YOU check it'... i cant believe some people actually let him do it! O_O

[Sudden Death]

lol :P

yeah there was definately somewhere he stole the idea from, an ad or something..

[babo]

rofl women go figure ;)

[Gn3rKiLL]

hahaaha very clever idea maybe he wanted to enjoy something out of life

[-CottonMouth66-]

lady- So anything wrong?

man-hmm your npples need to be tweaked a little

lol corny joke but i had to

rofl i cant believe some people are that stupid

[Conker]

rofl yeah, and i he probably didn't even show id or anything, those women were noobs :D

[Sudden Death]

it doesnt say any women actually fell for it, he as just reported :P
i doubt any of them would.

[Conker]

lol, well if any1 did, ownt

good idea but it was doomed from the start, some1 would realise its fishy and report him

[luck777jojo]

it doesnt say any women actually fell for it, he as just reported :P
i doubt any of them would.

actually I think it said 2 women fell for it before he got caught.

[No1uKnow]

lol they deserve it, letting a traveling breast exam guy fondle them....

morons

wasnt me, I'm the one knocking on doors convincing them swallowing semen prevents breast cancer =-)

[k2db3]

LMAO! but who would actually let someone examine them!! and you know what, if they actually let them examine them, those women deserve it. I mean camon!

@ozan91 your signature is from the song M.I.A. by Avenged Sevenfold

[Dark Blaze]

Yeah I'm surprised he didn't try saying something like you will die from breast cancer if you don't have sex with me right away or something lol. And then say how he is all noble and risking his life for you, bla bla... lol

[Conker]

wasnt me, I'm the one knocking on doors convincing them swallowing semen prevents breast cancer =-)

oh was it was you who said that, sudden was going on about that to me


Yeah I'm surprised he didn't try saying something like you will die from breast cancer if you don't have sex with me right away or something lol. And then say how he is all noble and risking his life for you, bla bla... lol

wtf, are you hyperactive? he would get reported straight away

DB you are back again!!!

[Sudden Death]

oh was it was you who said that, sudden was going on about that to me lol there was a thread in the off-topic section :P

where did DB go ? :confused:

[KizZamP-]

"A 76-year-old man"
=> lol ? i wanna get to know the girls under 30 that let him in...pff

[Conker]

i wanna get to know the girls under 30 that let him in...pff

i wonder why :P

[Jhnboyman]

looooooooooool

he must have been really desperate to do that!

what about his wife? dun dun du.n...

lol

[luck777jojo]

there is a very good chance hat he has no wife

[quin123]

i oficcially hate this guy.... wheres the camera footage? omg r337 (retard)

[Conker]

there is a very good chance hat he has no wife

yeah probably just some single, middle aged pervert

[Zervic]

yeah probably just some single, middle aged pervert

Are you thick? He's 76 as it clearly states in the article...but that information can only come to you if you bothered to read it or even the posts before this.

[Conker]

no need to get moody

omg u r a noob

and stop flaming

[C-X]

lmao they are so r e t a r t e d

where did DB go ?
college? :x

[Duke420]

O.o im in maimi but im not that slick i need some training i think any girls here o wait there no girl on the interwebz




note: if you didnt get it stab yourself in the back 10 times then walk to the police station and say "the ghost of my ancestors told me to do this"..... most time in a mental hospital if you surive will be a month...... trust me i knoew this in many ways

[Conker]

^^ i don't get it :D

[NightNinja]

What a loser... I live in MIA too, it's not that hard to just go to the beach and go up to topless tanning girls and start talking... usually 1/3 will give you their number and... well if they were as easy as that when they were tanning practically naked... imagine how ez they are to get into bed ;)

[quin123]

OK going to miami ASAP
All we get in canada is surrey trash
lol luck777jojo

[Shinosuke]

NN!! I envy you to death!
Japan is such a sucky place to leave - come to think of it.
Beaches suck. Noone tans naked (even half naked).

Maybe I am just not 'cool' enough for their number.. or.. mm.. maybe I just never asked? Hmmm.......

Ima gonna go MIA too!

[Dark Blaze]

Yeah, what NN says about Miami I tend to find in Greece a lot. Thankfully all I need so I can get down to the beach is my car so I don't have to worry about immigration, transportation across the atlantic, staying at NN's place, etc ;)

wtf, are you hyperactive? he would get reported straight away

DB you are back again!!!

*shoots Conker in the head* Of course I'm hyperactive... lol.. Why do you think I'm... exercising on a regular basis daily to use up my energy? ;)

Yep, the flight was okay and I'm back in Uni now :)

lol there was a thread in the off-topic section :P

where did DB go ? :confused:

I was back at home and was travelling back to the UK for University :)

[bigbang]

HAHAHAHA.. this reminds me of a canadian ad.
i think it was like 'free breast cancer examination'; with a moral 'it's your breasts, YOU check it'... i cant believe some people actually let him do it! O_Ohahaha what people all do to touch some tits.