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luck777jojo
25th April 2006, 09:18
While browsing the net today (because I had nothing better to do) I can across a blog which had a very informative article on the Gatorade conspiracy.

I still cannot get myself to stop laughing, it's was an awesome article, I suggest all you guys read it and read the comments as well, the flaming comments about the blog make the entire thing oh-so much more hilarious.

Oh and the blog has the article split into 2 parts so be sure to read them both (though the first one I found much funnier than the second one ;))

Part 1: http://basketbawful.blogspot.com/2006/03/gatorade-conspiracy.html
Part 2: http://basketbawful.blogspot.com/2006/04/gatorade-conspiracy-part-ii-cover-up.html
Sudden Death
25th April 2006, 09:38
lol i was just readin it quickly and goin through some comments cuz i dont have much time.. looks funny :P i'll read it later =)
gamepin126
25th April 2006, 10:04
Lol. That's definately a different spin on bottles.
-CottonMouth66-
25th April 2006, 11:21
Wow taht was hilarious LOL
Conker
25th April 2006, 20:50
rofl that is really funny, if you look at the basketball player pic... omg lol :P
MrGoldenDeagle
25th April 2006, 21:53
lol a easlyly gripple shape which and one going through puberty is used to gripping , i supposee it for us holding on and not spilling all over



LOL!!!!!!
ihateacid
25th April 2006, 22:35
lol...

The first step was obvious: contact Gatorade Customer Service. I sent them an e-mail that, in effect, said "Your bottle looks like a giant *****. Please change it." This was Gatorade's response:

The E.D.G.E. ergonomic bottle is made so that it can be optimally gripped
the_faith01
26th April 2006, 01:12
that is funny stuff.... personally i think it is plausible
MrGoldenDeagle
26th April 2006, 03:46
wow also u said u were browsing net no need to be in ur intentions but what the heck were u searching?omg...
Loz
26th April 2006, 03:59
That is great! Hahah good find!
luck777jojo
26th April 2006, 04:00
Well I was actually just browsing shoutwire and this was posted as one of the stories :P
MrGoldenDeagle
26th April 2006, 04:49
ahhh haha i sick idea came to mind but now that its cleared ok ^_^
k2db3
26th April 2006, 05:02
LMAO! who actually comes up with this, like when i drink something im dont relly care what shape the bottle is but this was so damn funny!
GazaPP
26th April 2006, 13:13
lmao litterally laughing out loud when i read it...thing is its probs true in most parts!!
Dark Hacker
26th April 2006, 19:13
Well, it's true, but i don't think they have the stuff in europe :P
Conker
26th April 2006, 20:02
not spilling all over



i know that you want to spill it all over :P


Well, it's true, but i don't think they have the stuff in europe

nope just lucozade, powerade and that new sprite 1 in europe
quin123
27th April 2006, 03:24
What I dont get it......(Conkers remark).....still waiting.....o yah WTF?
Haha I never thought of gatorade as that kind of company.
Shinosuke
28th April 2006, 12:30
I read this yesterday when luck just posted it.. and.. what can i say, i had a really good laugh.
it's true that the comments actually makes everything so much more hilarious.

one thing is definately true for me though, it made me change my perspective towards.. err.. bottled drinks.. mm.. i'll drink cans from now.. unless they come up with something crazier.
xSnake836x
28th April 2006, 17:24
Omfg so Hilarious, i can't stop laughing (MOST TRue) let's admit, all xD!!!!
Conker
28th April 2006, 20:50
unless they come up with something crazier.

rofl... breast shaped 1? with a nipple on it :P
Rented
29th April 2006, 19:26
lol this comment is best :

"Hey, let's sneak up on the coach and douse him with the cooler full of gatorade!"

BUKAKKE!!!!

Rocket Jones
# posted by Anonymous : 11:28 AM

ROFL

Rented
Shinosuke
30th April 2006, 12:07
rofl... breast shaped 1? with a nipple on it
Bottle? Or cans? They will have to make it with some kind of silicon or rubber.. "for ultimate grip with comfort" Hahaha ;)
BUT I would hate to suck on something like a breast and there are liquid flowing through.. err.. that's just... not right man....... hmmm...
Conker
30th April 2006, 13:38
Bottle? Or cans? They will have to make it with some kind of silicon or rubber.. "for ultimate grip with comfort"

like a baby bottle teat... you could have little nubs (lumps around the edges for even better grip and all the liquid could be made a milky white :P
Shinosuke
30th April 2006, 14:14
like a baby bottle teat... you could have little nubs (lumps around the edges for even better grip and all the liquid could be made a milky white

like i said, sucky something that looks like a breast and have milky white thing coming out of it is just.. not right man. not right at all........ well, i guess sucky on gatorade is not right as well.. damn.. what a shrewd world we are living in.. >_<;
Conker
30th April 2006, 14:28
i suppose... yeah
gatorade would be worse if the bottle wasn't clear but like an opaque pink or something :P eurrggh
Dark Blaze
30th April 2006, 15:02
Oh my god.. lol... I guess the bottles they sell in the US are more... suggestive than the ones in Greece or UK... lol... They're still "normal" over here :D
arthur.flam
30th April 2006, 21:32
I loved it
:)
luck777jojo
30th April 2006, 21:34
Oh my god.. lol... I guess the bottles they sell in the US are more... suggestive than the ones in Greece or UK... lol... They're still "normal" over here :D
Are you sure or do you just not want to admit that you've been suck*ng on a big wang all this time :x
Shinosuke
1st May 2006, 03:58
Err.. Japanese have small, very small version of gatorade :x :x
Conker
1st May 2006, 20:22
Oh my god.. lol... I guess the bottles they sell in the US are more... suggestive than the ones in Greece or UK... lol... They're still "normal" over here


umm... is it available in the UK? i've never seen it... all i thought we had were lucozade and powerade which both have normal bottles
Xerticle
2nd May 2006, 01:33
That... had.... to be.... the ... FUNNIEST THING EVER!!!!
woo, 50 posts.
bigbang
4th May 2006, 17:23
While browsing the net today (because I had nothing better to do) I can across a blog which had a very informative article on the Gatorade conspiracy.

I still cannot get myself to stop laughing, it's was an awesome article, I suggest all you guys read it and read the comments as well, the flaming comments about the blog make the entire thing oh-so much more hilarious.

Oh and the blog has the article split into 2 parts so be sure to read them both (though the first one I found much funnier than the second one ;))

Part 1: http://basketbawful.blogspot.com/2006/03/gatorade-conspiracy.html
Part 2: http://basketbawful.blogspot.com/2006/04/gatorade-conspiracy-part-ii-cover-up.html
I fall almost from the chair from laughing. lol i need more of those news.
TheHolyToenail
8th May 2006, 19:33
woah.
bug
12th May 2006, 14:58
so thats what it was, omg lol
Special_K
17th May 2006, 20:40
Ahahhahahahhaahha



That just made my day.