Favorate Ways to be Annoying

[computer83]

Whats your favorate way to be annoying in BF1942? Without hacks that is.

Heres mine:

During the beginning of Midway, when everyone loads up in the little boats, I load up mine and drive it around and around the island without doing anything.

The smart people commit suicide [20% usually], but the other n00bs just sit there and whine and bitch.

It's great!!!

[Animalia]

hehehe i load up my jeep with expacks and then drive straight at a tank (friend or enemy) :) or stick a mine in the backseat, someone tries to drive off and BOOM! or i put landmines in front of plane wheels, thats always fun

[Grahf]

The smart people commit suicide [20% usually], but the other n00bs just sit there and whine and bitch.

LMAO!!!!!

I'll have to try that!
:cheeky:

[Bishop605]

you can always shoot your friendly flag carrier when he is like 10 feet from capturing the flag, pick it up, and capture it yourself....i believe you still get 8 points after you subtract the teamkill.... :bandit:

[BFer]

yup bishop, i love doing that. especially when the person who has the flag is a jerk or something. just TK him when hes about to cap it, then pick it up and cap it urself

[Tyrant Joe]

I like to park my planes on the middle of the carrier on Coral Sea. Those noobs who dont know how to have a clear view in planes (press F9 in plane you noob ;) ) crash into it and start b****in. It's so funny. Also when a f***off gets in the back of my aichival i just start to take off and then let the plane fall in the water. Plus if all the guys on allies are ***** noobs, you can always tower cheat and they dont know whats goin on :D

[Bishop605]

how about when you are in a game where team damage is off and you are in a foot race to a plane with some other guy and you know you arent going to get there first, so you just start shooting the plane.....thats too funny, and i know how annoying it is by first hand experience.....

[Tyrant Joe]

hehe yea i've done that its so funny. Also if someone I dont like jumps into a jeep with me i drive it into a tree and jump out in time and he blows up. also when ff is off you can still tk people with expacks. Then you get kicked and then it sucks.

[Bishop605]

what about when you are in a jeep with someone you want to piss off, so you drive like you are going to go over a bridge but at the last second you veer to the side and jump out right before it goes down the hill into the river....even if they jump out a lot of times the jeep will run them over, too funny

[BAR]

lol at the beggining of omaha i plant loads of dynamite in the boat just as they get near the beach i blow them up it's brilliant you should try it

[Bishop605]

another one that is typical of not only BF but also other games (like RtCW), if team damage is on, you can shoot the guy so he is nearly dead and then stop....so any shot from someone else or falling damage will kill them....not only does this REALLY piss off the other person, but it doesn't hurt your points because you never actually kill them....they generally will turn around after a couple times and TK you....if it is on a game like RtCW then you can vote to have them kicked.....great fun!

[Tyrant Joe]

lol thats a good one. Also its fun when your in the back of a bomber (SBD or Aichi) and team damage is on you can shoot the rudder with your machinegun until theres hardly any health left and the propeller stops so you jump out and the ***** noob flying the plane crashes into the water. Its funny

[chilli]

the most devious way of bugging friendly snipers when they're sniping, is to follow them to their spot and simply walk on their body, push them etc again and again so they never can take a clear shoot LOL many get really pissed by that
particularly with FF off servers :)

[joebongo]

I go as engineer and stand next to the ammo box, and keep knoaking out the ex packs in a circle, then wiat and boom! for some lucky person. Aim is to get em to fall off the edge of the carrier and die!

Most annoying on EA servers that can't kick you.

[Anach]

the most annoying thing for me is to play with you guys on a server. ;)

[Anach]

but yes the good one is driving the landing craft off the map full of guys or just riding in circles until they disconnect..

its amazing how many people dont know how to use suicide. seeing i use it all the time these days, just to get somewhere quicker.

[Tyrant Joe]

Its also fun to walk in front of planes taking off on Coral maps where ff is on with kickback so they automatically die when they kill you and then the noob in the back of his plane just falls in the water and dies. Its good when you are in second place and you do it to the guy in first so it drops his score by 2 points, and sometimes he gets the tk for the guy in the back of his plane. It's great. GAHHH WHAT EVIL HAS CREATED X10 SPYCAM! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! MORE POP-UPS! AAAAAAAHHHHHhhhhhhhh...............

[chilli]

one funny thing im experimenting is on omaha bitch on a FF off server. its well known that lots of ppl spawn as snipers on the beach.
so i spawn as an engis and i run to each spot and place 2 expacks at each sniper spot.
since they dont move much, i quickly run to hide and prepare myself for the big show..3..2..1 KABOOM!!!
its a real joy to see 5 snipers jump in the sky at same time and open their parachute (well if they're quick enough to realise they have birds on their target sight lol)

[Hobo]

I like going engineer and use my ex-pack on a lonley individual on my team who is afk or just standing around. Lets just say i like seeing people being shot up high into the air.

[Bishop605]

In Coral Sea map, you can place 2 expacks under each plane and when someone jumps into it BOOM.....or alternately, you can just place 1 under them and it ussually wont kill them.....just hurts them so they only need one or two more shots to die.....really pisses people off........

[Tyrant Joe]

Probably the thing i do that pisses people off the most is on Coral maps when you para on the other persons carrier. You can deckbomb if ff is off but i just like to park a SBD in the middle of the runway and use the tailgun to shoot planes as they take off. Then they get wise and start spawning as Anti-tank.

[chilli]

yea i already did it but i choose to park at the end of the carrier instead, because they can spawn on the middle point (near the central command) and your tailgun angle is too limited to hit them.

[WaCkO!]

what I like going is getting a jeep tell a guy to "Get In" than drive beside a hill that goes stright down and than turn and bail out leaving the subject to crash:dead: into Ex. a wall or the ground this works best on the hill on Iwo Jima:cool: :cool:

[Bishop605]

this isnt an annoying thing, just a cool thing to try i guess.....i like to do this in Berlin....anyways, if FF is off, you put your expacks on the ground and blow yourself up onto the roof of a building....from there you can snipe with your rifle for a good while until they catch on that you are actually on top of the building....this is kinda fun on Coral map too....if a buddy of yours spawns, and then runs over one of your expacks, you can blow him over the side of the ship and he has to swim all the way to the end and then climb up (or he could suicide, but most dont)....trust me, he'll get annoyed after the second time you do it and totally pissed after the third time =)

[brockasher]

Engineers are great for servers with FF on, especially on maps with carriers. So many motards just stand around and wait for the planes, it makes it easy to put a few det packs under them and blow them into the air or water. Just remember to activate your parachute so you land safely.

The most infuriating thing I can think of though is spawning on the carrier bridge on Midway and just driving the ship off the map. People seem to get irritated.

[Grahf]

Just did something hilarious online:

This guy ran for a B-17, and I ended up being the gunner; just me and him in the plane.

Eventually, the plane gets damaged so this guy lands it safely outside of combat so he can repair it.
I quickly nabbed the pilot position, took off and left him behind, then I circled around and bombed him!
muahahahahaha

[chilli]

hmm..this is not annoying but pretty lame :)

[Tyrant Joe]

It would be frustrating if you were the pilot in the beginning, i know from first hand expierience. Also when your on a carrier and you try to repair a plane but some retard just shoots the plane and I die from being thrown away. Its funny when you walk on the wings of a plane and ff is on and you just shoot the plane and when it blows you can just safely land in the water.

[Bishop605]

you can also try parking a jeep/tank/plane right in front of a bomber when they are about to take off.....there are several maps where the bomber spawns and i guess they think giving the axis a couple tiger tanks makes up for it =)

[Tyrant Joe]

hey where are these tournaments or whatever where you get the Space Invaders Champion title?

[Adolf Fiddler]

Its ****s like u little girlies thats gonna make me assault someone some day. You girls cant even play the game. **** off and play CS. What are u 7 years old. FFS...i hope u meet with an accident and become a paralyzed from the neck down.

[Grahf]

ROFLMAO!!!!!

[Bishop605]

Originally posted by Tyrant Joe
hey where are these tournaments or whatever where you get the Space Invaders Champion title?

On the front page of the forums there should be a link that says "[Play Games]"

[Tyrant Joe]

oh ok, somebody ban adolf fiddler

[sniper w00t]

well adolf's mums a bitch...she's a big fat bitch...she's the biggest bitch in the whole wide...she's a bitch if i ever saw a bitch......ohhhhhhhhhh........... adolf's mum..is ...a .... B-I-T-C-H if ur an anti cheater...wat r u doing here u f-u-c-k wit lmao...wat a jessy

[BAR]

this forum has got a lot worse for flaming i wish it would stop

[sniper w00t]

i only flammed at adolf cos he's an arse :D no more flamming from me..unless needed too :D

[Ahole]

You know what I would find funny, seeing your real lifeless body sticking throught the windshield of a car after your evil mind thinks its funny to scare your supposed friends in the back seat with your wild driving habits. Yes its just a game but evil is as evil does, and you are difinetly evil if you find what your doing to be funnyi

[Tyrant Joe]

Hey ahole, why dont you go fist yourself (thinking of your hermaphrodite friends) and get the hell out

[Psycho-[SHIP]-]

wow this started with storries on how to piss people off...now its, well adolf's mums a bitch...she's a big fat bitch...she's the biggest bitch in the whole wide...she's a bitch if i ever saw a bitch......ohhhhhhhhhh........... adolf's mum..is ...a .... B-I-T-C-H if ur an anti cheater...wat r u doing here u f-u-c-k wit lmao...wat a jessy wtf happoned here??? :-P

[Psycho-[SHIP]-]

Ummm i case u want 2 sue me 4 coping that wit out "" i re wrote it... i don't know why...:)

[sniper w00t]

um yes...well they were the famous words from cartman (southpark) lol...saoala i can't sue wiv out me being sued :( ur lucky....this time...hee hee