my collection of funny irc quotes

[c00ki3 m0nst3r]

straight from my mini-archive... i didnt know that there was a irc section here til buzz told me... so enjoy :)

«+ Neo- » krazy u know a lil bout hacking yes?
«@ [RaGe-X]KrAzYwHiTeBoY» yeah
«+ Neo- » k
«@ [RaGe-X]KrAzYwHiTeBoY» why?
«@ [RaGe-X]KrAzYwHiTeBoY» whatcha need
«+ Neo- » do u knwo who kevin mitnick is?
«@ [RaGe-X]KrAzYwHiTeBoY» yep
«+ Neo- » ok
«@ [RaGe-X]KrAzYwHiTeBoY» only the best haxor around
«@ [RaGe-X]KrAzYwHiTeBoY» *Laughs*
«+ Neo- » u know he got hacked right?
«@ [RaGe-X]KrAzYwHiTeBoY» err was
<]MPC[c00ki3-m0nst3r> i didnt know he was allowed to hav a pc yet.........
«@ [RaGe-X]KrAzYwHiTeBoY» he isn't
«@ [RaGe-X]KrAzYwHiTeBoY» *Laughs*
«@ [RaGe-X]KrAzYwHiTeBoY» for 2 years more years
«@ [RaGe-X]KrAzYwHiTeBoY» last i heard
«+ Neo- » hmm..


« lifeisjustadream » wow
« lifeisjustadream » such a good way to look sick
« lifeisjustadream » :P
* Leviathan (RADIO): Roger that.
« lifeisjustadream » piss in a cup
« lifeisjustadream » take a thermometer
« lifeisjustadream » ajust with hot water
« lifeisjustadream » adjust*
« lifeisjustadream » ahh, i loved doing that when i went to school
<]MPC[c00ki3-m0nst3r> and uhm a future date that thermometer goes in someone's mouth.....
« Leviathan » lol
« lifeisjustadream » oh
« lifeisjustadream » no


<]MPC[c00ki3-m0nst3r> OMFG
«@ ^virus^» ?
<]MPC[c00ki3-m0nst3r> virus, neo
<]MPC[c00ki3-m0nst3r> this owns
«@ ^virus^» to bad?
«@ ^virus^» lol
«@ ^virus^» what owns?
<]MPC[c00ki3-m0nst3r> u know about the mirc 6.03 easter egg?
«@ ^virus^» .
«@ ^virus^» were
<]MPC[c00ki3-m0nst3r> hold alt and type "fxfire"
Quits: ^virus^ (~SyrusTeh@rize-37EEA272.dialup.xtra.co.nz) (Quit: euphoria! v0.2.1b8 (www.euphoriascript.net) · We are born naked, wet, and hungry. Then things get worse.)
«+ Neo- » "fxfire"
«+ Neo- » ok
«+ Neo- » then what
Joins: ^virus^ (~SyrusTeh@rize-37EEA272.dialup.xtra.co.nz) Clone: KeyBot «16 users »
ChanServ sets mode: +oq ^virus^ ^virus^
^virus^ sets mode: +v ^virus^
ChanServ sets mode: -ovq ^virus^ ^virus^ ^virus^
[z3r0h4x]K1LLiN sets mode: +v ^virus^
<]MPC[c00ki3-m0nst3r> neo
<]MPC[c00ki3-m0nst3r> just that
<]MPC[c00ki3-m0nst3r> hold alt
<]MPC[c00ki3-m0nst3r> and type fxfire
«+ ^virus^ » fag
«+ ^virus^ » dont
«+ ^virus^ » makes u quit irc
«+ ^virus^ » lol
<]MPC[c00ki3-m0nst3r> LOL


«@ ^virus^» c00ki3
«@ ^virus^» can u do us some grfx?
<]MPC[c00ki3-m0nst3r> nope
<]MPC[c00ki3-m0nst3r> i suck @ graphix
<]MPC[c00ki3-m0nst3r> but my pal sk1n w4lk3r pwnz
<]MPC[c00ki3-m0nst3r> ill ask him
«@ ^virus^» k
<]MPC[c00ki3-m0nst3r> but he is o/l right now so uhm yea
«@ ^virus^» :/
«+ PurpleHaze » ol?
«+ PurpleHaze » you're not trying to use that as offline are you?
«+ PurpleHaze » cuz considering that would also be online.......


<]MPC[c00ki3-m0nst3r|AWAY> okay i leave now
« S7ATiC » .. um
« S7ATiC » bey.
«+ NightNinja » hehe
«+ NightNinja » ok then
«+ NightNinja » good night guys
«+ NightNinja » its late
« S7ATiC » no it's not.
«+ NightNinja » 03:25:17 to be exact..
« S7ATiC » it's early.
«+ NightNinja » S7ATiC: for u maybe...
« S7ATiC » and actually um
« S7ATiC » no it's 3:30 .. you're ESt/
« S7ATiC » check time.nist.gov
«+ NightNinja » what?
« S7ATiC » nevermind. stfu.
«+ NightNinja » don't tell me to STFU
« S7ATiC » stfu.
«+ NightNinja » u better take that back
« S7ATiC » no, I'm a mean person.
« S7ATiC » http://nist.time.gov/
«+ NightNinja » << doesn't give a damn
«+ NightNinja » alrighty
«+ NightNinja » didn't wooolF remove u from MOD?
« S7ATiC » I resigned
«+ NightNinja » so why are u still hanging out here?
«+ NightNinja » f*ck it, i don't have time for this
«+ NightNinja » good night everyone
«+ NightNinja » i'm dead tired
«+ NightNinja » bye
Quits: NightNinja (NightNinja@UNI.Is.A.Googler) (Quit: sleep its "early" according to S7ATiC)
« S7ATiC » I won.
« S7ATiC » oh ok
« LanceVorgin » :D
« Mafia » :-1
« S7ATiC » I thought you were serious
« LanceVorgin » me? serious?
«@ PharLap» http://nist.time.gov/
«@ PharLap» cool link
« LanceVorgin » you know me not, sir
«@ PharLap» :)
« Mafia » :P
« S7ATiC » http://nist.time.gov/ <-- very cool.
« S7ATiC » also, um
Squell sets mode: +l 54
« S7ATiC » there's like.. a national time service thing.. deal.. like..
« S7ATiC » it's a time server, nist-a.time.gov, and nist-b.time.gov .. you can um.. get the time from it.. using the time protocol..
« S7ATiC » and it sets your system clock. it's cool. l8r
« LanceVorgin » lol
« LanceVorgin » byebye
Quits: S7ATiC (S7ATiC@rize-8F2952E.sc.rr.com) (Quit:)
« LanceVorgin » its 3:30:22
« LanceVorgin » :(
* Babe feels LanceVorgin
« LanceVorgin » :)


background: [^]unfunf and ]MPC[c00ki3-m0nst3r had an alphabet race and tied (because of lag both showed they had won), so then sauce and [^]unfunf decided to have one...
«+ sauce » ]MPC[c00ki3-m0nst3r - count to three
«@ [^]unfunf» we tied i guess
<]MPC[c00ki3-m0nst3r> 1
<]MPC[c00ki3-m0nst3r> 23
«+ sauce » me vs unfunf
«@ [^]unfunf» dude
«@ [^]unfunf» type slower to 3
«+ sauce » ?
«@ [^]unfunf» so we haev a chance
«+ sauce » also
«@ [^]unfunf» to type
<]MPC[c00ki3-m0nst3r> 11111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111 11111111
«+ sauce » a letter each line
«@ [^]unfunf» yes
<]MPC[c00ki3-m0nst3r> 22222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222 22222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222 222222222222
<]MPC[c00ki3-m0nst3r> 3
<]MPC[c00ki3-m0nst3r> :D
«+ sauce » a
«+ sauce » b
«+ sauce » c
«+ sauce » d
«+ sauce » e
«+ sauce » f
«+ sauce » g
«+ sauce » h
«+ sauce » i
«+ sauce » j
«+ sauce » k
«+ sauce » l
sauce was kicked by Dark_Blaze (Text flood detected)


« Mexx » can u help me find
« Mexx » sopmething for it
« Mexx » plzz
« Mexx » im on my knees begging u
<]MPC[c00ki3-m0nst3r> while your down there...


<[RaGe-X]KrAzYwHiTeBoY> what tool u usin for that cookie?
<]MPC[c00ki3-m0nst3r> ASE
<]MPC[c00ki3-m0nst3r> :D
<]MPC[c00ki3-m0nst3r> all seeing eye pwnz all
<[RaGe-X]KrAzYwHiTeBoY> i hate ASE
<[RaGe-X]KrAzYwHiTeBoY> it's noobish
<[RaGe-X]KrAzYwHiTeBoY> *Laughs*
<[RaGe-X]sparkvolt> ASE?
<[RaGe-X]KrAzYwHiTeBoY> hlsw pwnz ASE
<[RaGe-X]sparkvolt> Adaptive Server Anywhere
<[RaGe-X]sparkvolt> Sybase rules
<[RaGe-X]KrAzYwHiTeBoY> no spark
<[RaGe-X]KrAzYwHiTeBoY> ase=all seeing eye
<[RaGe-X]sparkvolt> wha are you talking about
<[RaGe-X]sparkvolt> oh
<[RaGe-X]sparkvolt> LOL


* Marc (BA@rize-3DAB4597.ca.shawcable.net) Quit (Connection reset by peer)
* Marc (BA@rize-3DAB4597.ca.shawcable.net) has joined #cheat-network
<Marc> why you guys insist on shutting down my irc?
<Marc> it has happened to me about 13 times today


<Mexx> somone gime a pop up site
<Mexx> or
<Mexx> lots of them
<Mexx> =]
<]MPC[c00ki3-m0nst3r> err
<]MPC[c00ki3-m0nst3r> this worx
<Mexx> lol
<Mexx> k
<]MPC[c00ki3-m0nst3r> before i do this
<Mexx> gime as many
<Mexx> as u got
<]MPC[c00ki3-m0nst3r> check this out.
<]MPC[c00ki3-m0nst3r> http://www22.brinkster.com/hanna82/index.htm
<]MPC[c00ki3-m0nst3r> i just made that site
<Mexx> why
<]MPC[c00ki3-m0nst3r> does the portal look nice?
<]MPC[c00ki3-m0nst3r> where did u go mexx?
<]MPC[c00ki3-m0nst3r> lol
<Mexx> right
<Mexx> here
<Mexx> nothin happened
<Mexx> nothing at all
<]MPC[c00ki3-m0nst3r> hmm
<]MPC[c00ki3-m0nst3r> o well
<]MPC[c00ki3-m0nst3r> :D
<Mexx> **** SUCKER!!
<]MPC[c00ki3-m0nst3r> LOLLLLLLLLLL
<Mexx> U BITCH
<Mexx> my popup killer cant killem fast enough
<Mexx> ****ing piece of shit
<Mexx> pop up killer
<Mexx> yeaaa
<Mexx> rated #1 by pc magazine
<Mexx> how i get ris o
* Mexx (~Mexx@rize-201791CE.ed.shawcable.net) Quit (Connection reset by peer)
<]MPC[c00ki3-m0nst3r> HAHAHAHAHHAHAA


* ]MPC[c00ki3-m0nst3r[AWAY] pimpslaps gift
* gift pimpslaps ]MPC[c00ki3-m0nst3r[AWAY]
<]MPC[c00ki3-m0nst3r[AWAY]> bitch
* ]MPC[c00ki3-m0nst3r[AWAY] pimpslaps gift and dodges his counter attack
* gift pimpslaps ]MPC[c00ki3-m0nst3r[AWAY] and dodges his counter attack
* ]MPC[c00ki3-m0nst3r[AWAY] is now known as himself
* himself pimpslaps gift
* himself is now known as CM
* gift pimpslaps himself
<CM> haha
<CM> owned


<]MPC[c00ki3-m0nst3r> omg
<]MPC[c00ki3-m0nst3r> lol omega
<]MPC[c00ki3-m0nst3r> is still ignored
<]MPC[c00ki3-m0nst3r> lol
<]MPC[c00ki3-m0nst3r> hmm
<]MPC[c00ki3-m0nst3r> how i unignore him
<]MPC[c00ki3-m0nst3r> hmmmmm
<]MPC[c00ki3-m0nst3r> lol
* Da_BuzZ (~DaBuzZ@MultiPlayerCheats.de) Quit (Quit: Random wise words :P | ignore OmegaWeapon |)
* Da_BuzZ (~DaBuzZ@MultiPlayerCheats.de) has joined #mpc
<Da_BuzZ> /quit ignore OmegaWeapon
<Da_BuzZ> damn i felt owned ;/

[Da BuzZ]

Ah... my quote ;) It 0wnz the most... and ROFL!

[o({})o]

c00ki3, you have too much time on your hands.......

/me walks over to the corner and tries to look busier.

:D

EDIT:

ROFLMAO-

(:06:19p:) * triz has quit IRC (Quit: «@s69|Katsu» i hate fish«@s69|Katsu» all they do is taunt you«@s69|scheme» f*ckin fish«@s69|scheme» brb gonna drown one)

[NightNinja]

I agree with hebe btw:

(NightNinja): (]MpC[hebe): (:06:42p:) <+NightNinja> (]MpC[hebe): (:06:40p:) <+NightNinja> (]MpC[hebe): (:06:39p:) <+NightNinja> (]MpC[hebe): (:06:39p:) <+NightNinja> hebe: did u just call me gay? << Would you prefer the term "Special"? << What The F*ck? << Wanna go, bring it! << What The F*ck?!?!? << I take your ass now biatch........ no pie for you, I fed it all to j00 mom! << not after I stole it from you and stuffed it up j0 Azz << I got you sister to suck it << i don't have a sister

[c00ki3 m0nst3r]

erm.. wtf? i still like how s7atic owned u nn... funniest thign was he made up the current time :P

[Mystic Crusader]

Heh good times ;) The mass popup link kind of sucked when I clicked on it though =(

[thevilone]

Yah me too :( , just shut ie down through task manager though after like the second or 2 , But the old men left a horrific scar of both obscene imagary and myg0t . :(

[c00ki3 m0nst3r]

lol ill post a warning next time... it got me the first time as well :'( it was funny tho, mexx got what he wanted lol

[KeKs]

rofl nice collection

[NightNinja]

for ur information c00ki3, Sta7ic was no where near owning me, he thinks he is so cool because he was a mod and thinks he owns the place...thank god he finally left.

[Dark Blaze]

heh, neato but next time for something that long attach it as a document please :)

[luck777jojo]

yeah I guess that would help at least it will save some scroll time for me :p

[Dizal]

haha funny quotes

[c00ki3 m0nst3r]

NN - he doesnt think he was cool because he was a mod... he was a mod because he is cool. if you dont know him he is ****y, but he has been my mentor with learning how to make cheats and we are good friends.

[Syphon]

Back on topic:

[15:17] <wooolF[RM]> Babe kill Se7eN
[15:17] * Babe hugs se7en
[15:17] <wooolF[RM]> damn
[15:17] * Se7eN dies
[15:18] <wooolF[RM]> lol
[15:18] * Babe shoots Se7en
[15:18] <wooolF[RM]> *hehe*
[15:18] <Reason> se7en i will go play with you
[15:18] * Se7eN falls over keyboard bleeding
[15:18] * Se7eN says cant you see im dead!! (subconsciously)