You've been playing SC to long if...

[turkeyslapper]

OK, I seen this somewhere a while back and thought it would be cool to put here. This is what you have to do... you put things that would mean you have been playing Starcraft way too long.

Example:You've been playing SC too long if.......

-you try to eat your sister to gain more psionics

-you say goodbye to ppl by saying en taro adun

-you try to use pasonic storm on your physics teacher

-you try to lift off your house

Please post more, this is a really fun topic!!!

[Felix]

You know you've played to much StarCraft when ..

* You call your house your "Nexus."
* You play basketball and ask your friends if the game is melee or UMS.
* You are poor and you tell your dad to harvest more minerals.
* You realize that you're broke and ask your parents to borrow some minerals.
* You decide to blow yourself up as a suicide bomber and shout "here's for the Swarm!"
* You inject steroids into your arm on the way home to get there faster.
* You pretend that a box is an SCV and you sit in it and pick your nose.
* You send siblings out to scout neighbors' yards.
* Your solution for Iraq is "Battlecruisers. Mass Battlecruisers."
* Your only fear when massing Battlecruisers against Iraq is that they may have cloaked Wraiths waiting.
* You sit in a traffic jam and wonder if your car has a Siege mode.
* Laser pointers are now weapons of mass destruction - avoid them at all costs.
* The Bunsen burner in chemistry looks deliciously inviting as a splash damage weapon.
* You poke people repeatedly. Maybe they'll say something funny.
* You complain about the inefficiency of our military. Even on slow days, it only took you half an hour to amass a fleet and annihilate your opponent.
* You don't believe in the concept of overpopulation. Why not just build more supply depots?
* Missile turrets are a crucial part to any home security system. Bunkers too. Hell, a few Siege Tanks here and there wouldn't hurt.
* You call your school bully a Dragoon.
* You start calling rich people "n00bs" and tell them to play on real maps.
* You walk by a construction site and wonder why they just don't warp everything in.
* You think strategically placing Arbiters around your town/city so they can recall people wherever they want is a really good idea.
* You mistake your grandmother for an Infested Kerrigan.
* You mistake Democrats for UED leaders.
* You think babies come from Gateways.
* Your friend is a Hydralisk. No matter what anyone else says, he's a Hydralisk.
* You tell people to go somewhere and you start repeatedly "clicking" your finger.
* You try to Optical Flare your dog.
* You answer the phone with "You want a piece of me boy?!"
* You know everyone on Battle.net. Everyone on Battle.net knows you.
* You give people your Battle.net username instead of your phone number.
* You go by your Battle.net alias.
* You know, by heart, how many hits it will take a marine to destroy a Battlecrusier.
* You can beat every Terran campaign mission with 4 marines and an SCV.
* You went as a Zealot for Halloween.
* You use the wall in your room as a board for designing new strategies.
* You can draw any custom map someone tells you to draw.
* You have been to every single StarCraft site searching for the best possible strategy.
* You have a small shrine dedicated to your SC CD case.
* You change religions. You are now part of the Khalai.
* You name your son Fenix.
* You have a meeting every week with your friends so you can come up with new strategies.
* The doctor injects the flu shot into you, you sigh relaxingly and say "ah, that's the stuff."
* You force your mom to call the school bus a "Shuttle"
* You see your friend in a fight and you shout "We must join our bretheren in battle!"
* You worry about walking through narrow places because there might be burrowed lurkers.
* You're sleeping with your girl and accidently scream "Kerrigan" instead of her name.
* You cry yourself to sleep because your SC CD is missing.

[o({})o]

You know you've played to much StarCraft when ..

* You have been on a cheating forum for the game 2.5 years and your name is still that same zerg drone face :).

[Felix]

Well, that post confused me..too many big words ;)

[ESS Forest]

power overwhelming lol not really but yea sc is a really good game

[ESS Forest]

to bad there is no cheats for multie player unless i dont know about them witch would be cool wait the only code i might know is were u can see ppl build there stuff i think but it is all good

[ESS Forest]

lol nice i only have a few more before i can send a privtmessage to some one hehhehehehe i like that know i can maybe find a aimbot for sof2 it is all good know

[Felix]

Originally posted by ESS Forest
to bad there is no cheats for multie player unless i dont know about them witch would be cool wait the only code i might know is were u can see ppl build there stuff i think but it is all good

Well, there are alot of cheats for mp. You have to know how to use them, and download them though. Nothing like "black sheep wall", etc.

[GrumpySpyGuy]

Off topic. and u got all those from starcraft sector...!

[Felix]

Agreements with Grumpy. No, I didn't get them from Starcraft Sector. Maybe my source did though. Netnuke (http://www.netnuke.com) is my source for it. It was in a new article a long time ago. I saw it and liked it, so I just copied it down somewhere. They might say that they got it from sc sector though

[BattleDuck]

You know you're playing starcraft too often when:
-You run from your dog because it is a "zergling"
-You run around trying to cloak yourself with the TV remote
-In school, your pencil is your canister rifle
-You pretend your an observer and sneek around the yard
-You try to statis field your parents
-You keep attempting to mind control your friends
-You think of your friends as allies, and share vision with them
-You upgrade yourself by wearing cardboard and sharpening your "canister rifle pencil"
AND FINALLY! YOU ACTUALLY GO ON STARCRAFT FORUMS AND POST 'You know you play starcraft too often when:' replies!! =)

[Felix]

Nah, I quit battle.net, and starcraft. I just know this stuff from when I played everyday.

[CRoNeC]

Rooieght.... We beleive you...

[dgb]

:lam:
you know that you have been playing too much sc when everyone is playing wc and you don't even know how to

[Felix]

Nah, you know you've been playing too much when you play wc and wait for the peasant to say "My life for Auir"

[iWiNuLoSeHa(8)]

u guys are hilarious

[Felix]

Well, we try :p

You know you play sc too much when you run out of batteries in your cd player and you wait for the words "Additional supply depots required"

[Xmd1134]

You play too much Diablo 2 when u set in a Starcraft forum asking What the hell is a zerglin.

BTW - What the hell is a zerglin


~XmD1134

[Felix]

A zerg unit used in mass swarms.

[Chzn8r]

World you're hilarious! I was laughing so hard I started to tear up :classic: :classic: HAHA!

-You laugh into tears when someone makes a good starcraft joke

[OLLI]

hahaha :D
nice jokes ;]
how do you come up with all that stuff? :p

[Felix]

I found most of mine. All the ones after my first post I came us with, but they sucked.

[diablo951]

you know you played starcraft to long if you you think babys come from larva

[mrjam7]

this game is so addicting its like crack. 2 years and counting and i cant pu it down it has me in a hold.

[o({})o]

Move to Korea and play it for money ;).

[AndySoft]

... when you say nuclear launch detected when the teacher gets pissed off

[slimme]

When you and a friend is going out for dinner - "go after dl" Your friend "yes, but 1+"

[AndySoft]

... you go to start your car, but it won't turn over, because you left the lights on, and you say "Not enough energy."

[~*|Soul|Raven*~]

this is funny as hell i like all of them their so funny pin this thread for the jokes

[Mista_CHEE]

-if you think attracting flies to you makes u invincible to bullets