Sno
17th June 2002, 18:14
To begin cheating you must be a noob. Now every cheater was once a noob. Now everybody hates a noob except other noobs.
Steps to being a noob.
1) You must talk 1337 and say that u are very 1337. To talk 1337 just replace the numbers below with the associated letters.
1=l
3=e
4=a
6=g
7=t
0=o
Also to talk 1337 you must use these specific words.
1337=elite
h4x0r=hacker
n00b=newbie
So you must say that you are 1337 every second and say that u are not a h4x0r and every body else is a n00b.
Example Dialog:
angel=regular player
h4x0r=h4x0r
Angel: Man you cheat so much
H4x0r: I 4m n0t 4 h4x0r. Just t0 1337 f0r y0u.
H4x0r: You just a n00b.
You must rant like that for about 5 min until they accuse you of cheating again.
2) You must ask real newb questions to elite not 1337 people. (1337=queer noobs, elite= real good people) Such as How do you open the command menu? or How do you script? and the best of all When will a new OGC come out?
3) Must say that you know elite cheaters such as absolution or system personally.
Once you have followed these steps you are an official noob
Steps to being a noob.
1) You must talk 1337 and say that u are very 1337. To talk 1337 just replace the numbers below with the associated letters.
1=l
3=e
4=a
6=g
7=t
0=o
Also to talk 1337 you must use these specific words.
1337=elite
h4x0r=hacker
n00b=newbie
So you must say that you are 1337 every second and say that u are not a h4x0r and every body else is a n00b.
Example Dialog:
angel=regular player
h4x0r=h4x0r
Angel: Man you cheat so much
H4x0r: I 4m n0t 4 h4x0r. Just t0 1337 f0r y0u.
H4x0r: You just a n00b.
You must rant like that for about 5 min until they accuse you of cheating again.
2) You must ask real newb questions to elite not 1337 people. (1337=queer noobs, elite= real good people) Such as How do you open the command menu? or How do you script? and the best of all When will a new OGC come out?
3) Must say that you know elite cheaters such as absolution or system personally.
Once you have followed these steps you are an official noob