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Sno
17th June 2002, 18:14
To begin cheating you must be a noob. Now every cheater was once a noob. Now everybody hates a noob except other noobs.

Steps to being a noob.
1) You must talk 1337 and say that u are very 1337. To talk 1337 just replace the numbers below with the associated letters.
1=l
3=e
4=a
6=g
7=t
0=o
Also to talk 1337 you must use these specific words.
1337=elite
h4x0r=hacker
n00b=newbie

So you must say that you are 1337 every second and say that u are not a h4x0r and every body else is a n00b.
Example Dialog:
angel=regular player
h4x0r=h4x0r

Angel: Man you cheat so much
H4x0r: I 4m n0t 4 h4x0r. Just t0 1337 f0r y0u.
H4x0r: You just a n00b.

You must rant like that for about 5 min until they accuse you of cheating again.

2) You must ask real newb questions to elite not 1337 people. (1337=queer noobs, elite= real good people) Such as How do you open the command menu? or How do you script? and the best of all When will a new OGC come out?

3) Must say that you know elite cheaters such as absolution or system personally.

Once you have followed these steps you are an official noob

noTarZ
17th June 2002, 18:37
lol nice Tutorial...
ill try to follow it :D

o({})o
17th June 2002, 18:48
you forgot 9=g also....

101, i |2 7|-|3 |_||33|2 1337 |\|00|33|2! (lol, i r the uber leet noober!)

n00bers n00bers everywhere!!!

Sno
17th June 2002, 18:50
hehe

warden
17th June 2002, 20:23
lol......



u 4r3 4LL n00bs! 1m l337 and 1m n0t a h4x0r!!!!
u 4r3 4LL n00bs!!~!

oh, by the way, sno, how exactly do i open the commandmenu? do i press tlide (~) and then type "kill"?? oh yah, this must be done when im alive, right?
one last question, when is the next ogc coming out????

o({})o
17th June 2002, 20:26
nice.......

btw- moving this to off topic.....

Blindshot
17th June 2002, 21:57
4|_|_ |\|00BZ |\/||_|S"|" P/-\R|s|-|! | /-\|\/| "|"E|-| 1337!! PH34R
/\/\3!!

| /-\|\/| /-\ /\/00B!

yeah, i'm a /\/00BEER!

Cypher
18th June 2002, 16:34
!|/\| 4 N00b s0 ! gu3ss0r i h4v3 t0 b3h4v3 liek 1

DarkCloud
19th June 2002, 09:28
hehe such a good tutorial!

Titanitron
20th June 2002, 01:42
y0\/\/z4z~wh47 4 |\|1c3 @$$ 7u70r14l! 0/\/\9.....j00 r0x0rz!

Figg
25th July 2007, 15:38
/bump