joke

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Bill and Hillary Clinton were talking one evening. "Hillary, i'm going out tomorrow, whatever you do, don't look under my bed." She agrees.

The next day, after Bill is gone, Hillarys curiosity gets the better of her, and she looks under his bed. There are two beer cans and 1 million dollars.

When Bill gets back, Hillary asks"Ok, what are those two beer cans under your bed for?

Bill replies"Those mark all the times i've cheated on you."

Hillary forgives him for this, but asks"What is the million dollars for?"

Bill replies"Ive started recycling."

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LOL: Reduce, Re-Sex, Reuse, Re-Sex, Recycle.

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Man wakes up at 5am feeling randy, turns to his wife and asked
"any chance of a blow job?"
"NO" she says " i'm tired just wank in a glass and i'll drink it in the morning "

[luck777jojo]

These two guys had just gotten divorced and they swore they would never have anything to do with women again. They were best friends and they decided to move up to Alaska as far north as they could go and never look at a woman again.

They got up there and went into a trader's store and told him, "Give us enough supplies to last two men for one year."

The trader got the gear together and on top of each one's supplies he laid a board with a hole in it with fur around the hole.

The guys said, "What's that board for?"

The trader said, "Well, where you're going there are no women and you might need this."

They said, "No way! We've sworn off women for life!" The trader said, "Well, take the boards with you, and if you don't use them I'll refund your money next year."

"Okay," they said and left.

The next year, one of the two guys came into the trader's store and said, "Give me enough supplies to last one man for one year."

The trader said, "Weren't you in here last year with a partner?"

"Yeah," said the guy.

"Where is he?" asked the trader.

"I shot him," said the guy.

"Why?"

"I caught him in bed with my board."