The wisdom of Mafia....

[o({})o]

<Mafia> Damn... It's so quiet in here I'm wondering if I'm in #CorpseSex

[wooolF[RM]]

*g* :D

[o({})o]

more wisdom:

* Mafia rips a loud fart to break the silence
* Mafia hums to herself to break the silence
* Mafia walks to the middle of the channel, lays down and spreads her legs and yells 'f_ck me! I'm Bored!'
* Mafia checks the pulse rates of everyone to see if someone is left alive
<Mafia> Gesh people. Talk allready!
<Mafia> Start chating or the beating shall commence! Wait.. you sick basterds would enjoy beatings... scratch that...

another one :D
[06:35am] * Mafia wonders what the hell people do when they join a channel and just idle
<Mafia> Gesh people. Talk allready!

[wooolF[RM]]

she's clever, ha? ;)

[o({})o]

wooolF, you need to find a really hot girl friend, then Mafia will not be getting so clever.....

[][MPC][vin]

very true...but what if wooolf already has one? :D :P mafia will always be my slut by the way :P. and she is soooo smart.

[wooolF[RM]]

mafia == blond == slut == **** == biatch == every man's friend == you name it ;)

[lilgordon4]

my personal favorite:
[2:27:05 PM] <@Mafia> *wiggle* (( (_,_) )) *wiggle*

[o({})o]

hahahahaha

* Mafia Hello? Anyone alive? Anyone at all?
* Mafia rips off her cloths and streaks across the channel

[Virtuosofriend]

Exclusive Mafia's pic only by Virtuosofriend!!!!!Muhahahahahaha

[wooolF[RM]]

erm... suuuuuuuuuuuuuure... :P

one day I will draw Mafia ;) :cool:

[Virtuosofriend]

No plz dont do it.U will destroy MAfia's good profile :p

[VGFreak103]

Mafia is the hottest bitch. About a week ago i remember when she started winking at me, i asked her why she kept telling me dunno. So i started giving her whip shots, she was actually enj0ying it, next thing i noticed i saw this message
<Mafia>If u don't start talking i will come over there and kill u

i figured hell yea, she's comin over! Then we had some fun! Damn that slut kix ASS, best part is she's a free hoe!

[VGFreak103]

Convo in #cheat-network!! (incase u dunno i am NightDemon in IRC.

([MPC]NightDemon): hi mafia
(Mafia): sup [MPC]NightDemon
* [MPC]NightDemon asks Mafia if she remembers how NightDemon and Mafia g0t high
(Mafia): ;-)
* [MPC]NightDemon Takes out his whip
* [MPC]NightDemon gets the message that Mafia likes to be whipped
* [MPC]NightDemon gives the whip to Absolution and aks him if he wants to give her a little whoopin
([MPC]NightDemon): Absolution i'll hold her down
(Absolution): no thanks, later
([MPC]NightDemon): Take the shot Absolution
* [MPC]NightDemon gets the message Mafia wants to have sex again tonite
(Absolution): send me some screen shots
(Absolution): erm
(Absolution): upload them somewhere
* [MPC]NightDemon acknologes Absolutions request

[Absolution]

<Absolution> xqz2 wouldnt work with q3
* [MPC]NightDemon gets the message Mafia wants to have sex again tonite
<Absolution> or any other game off it
<Absolution> player modles are drawn differently
<Magus> the wallhack works
<Magus> ogengl
<Absolution> send me some screen shots

heh

[Absolution]

*old joke*
mafia is like the town bicycle, everyone has ridden her

[wooolF[RM]]

suuuuuuure :D

[o({})o]

my new personal favorite:

* Mafia sings, My balogna has a first name its O-S-C-A-R my balogna has a second name its M-A-Y-E-R, oh I love to eat it every day....and if you ask me why I'll saaaaaay............Cause Oscar Mayer has a way with B-O-L-O-G-N-A


Yet another catch phrase from Mafia:

* Mafia starts to hum to herself before she falls asleep
* Mafia gets distracted and starts to masturbate to pictures of SunKist

[lilgordon4]

[12:52:14 PM] * Mafia gets distracted and starts to masturbate to pictures of SunKist
[12:52:59 PM] <CrapCoder> UGHHH
[12:53:02 PM] <CrapCoder> OMG
[12:53:07 PM] <CrapCoder> THATS DISGUSTING
[12:53:17 PM] <CrapCoder> HOW THE HELL DID WOOLF THINK THAT UP????
[12:53:20 PM] <@Mafia> don't ask me!
[12:53:44 PM] <CrapCoder> IM BLOODY ASKING U U SICK DEMENTED SUNKIST WANKING BOT
[12:54:13 PM] <]MpC[hebe> shut up, no one is to talk in this channel!
[12:54:19 PM] <CrapCoder> mah
[12:54:21 PM] <]MpC[hebe> Mafia is the only one
[12:54:26 PM] <CrapCoder> i like arguing with mafia
[1:01:47 PM] <@lilgordon4> hahaaha

[lilgordon4]

ROFL, 1 after another...

[1:05:25 PM] <%Sno> how would that help us?
[1:05:28 PM] <@Mafia> n00bie

[lilgordon4]

[1:17:14 PM] * Mafia gets bored and tries to light her farts on fire

[o({})o]

* Mafia yells - Who wants to have sex?? LOL

[Virtuosofriend]

Lol!

[MrJingles]

brrr shes scary...maybe thats why i DONT even idle there :D

[[aNd1]p|z0ph3cY]

hahaha im idling rite now and hoping she'll say sumtin funny

[o({})o]

* Mafia runs around in circles until she gets dizzy and falls over.

seriously scary:

* Mafia gets bored and reads the latest issue of 'Sheep Sluts of America'

[Virtuosofriend]

lol!

[o({})o]

<Mafia> Stop masturbating and chat allready!

[wooolF[RM]]

I know u all love her ;)

[][MPC][vin]

DONT MESS WITH MY BITCH! i own her, shes mine. understood? :D wooolf, plz take off autokick for "desyncing" #mpc . us halfops (hebe, dr d and myself) cannot do our job properly if we get kicked every time we voice/kick someone (or devoice for that matter). unbanning someone is also an instant kick.

[o({})o]

* Mafia rides around the channel on her tricycle, running over everyone's toes to see if they're awake.
<Mafia> If silence is golden, we're all f_cking millionairs!

[MrJingles]

Originally posted by o({})o
<Mafia> If silence is golden, we're all f_cking millionairs!
omfg i wish it was! :D

[klandestine]

Originally posted by o({})o
* Mafia runs around in circles until she gets dizzy and falls over.

seriously scary:

* Mafia gets bored and reads the latest issue of 'Sheep Sluts of America'

QUESTION!!! .... is Mafia ....

A) Sexally repressed?
B) A paranoid schitophrenic with pyscotic tendancies towards sheep?
C) shy, innocent and retiring?
D) My 'ho?


Klandestine

[wooolF[RM]]

just my bot :p

[lilgordon4]

oh my..
[11:12:52 AM] * Mafia takes off her panties and starts to diddle herself in the middle of the channel
no comment....

[wooolF[RM]]

ahahahaha :D

[KeKs]

muahah Mafia is just
the horniest slut ever.....
but i like her :D

[lilgordon4]

i think she may be smarter than the averagebot!

[11:11:47 AM] <@lilgordon4> arg mafia
[11:11:53 AM] <@Mafia> lilgordon4: Nice to meet you Arg.

[11:12:10 AM] <@lilgordon4> iamgay mafia
[11:12:15 AM] <@Mafia> lilgordon4: Are you a man or a woman?

[11:12:47 AM] <@lilgordon4> ***** mafia
[11:12:50 AM] <@Mafia> lilgordon4: That kind of subject does not interest me.

[11:12:59 AM] <+SayaPwnzNewbs> ^lol mafia rox
[11:13:10 AM] <@Mafia> sayapwnznewbs: I am glad you find this funny. Nice to meet you Rox.

[11:13:09 AM] <@lilgordon4> ass mafia
[11:13:14 AM] <@Mafia> lilgordon4: Thanks for telling me: Arg said I AN ASS.

[11:15:45 AM] <@lilgordon4> asl mafia
[11:15:53 AM] <@Mafia> lilgordon4: 5/Robot/California.

[11:16:11 AM] <@lilgordon4> woolf is that u behind mafia ;)
[11:16:21 AM] <@Mafia> lilgordon4: Are they exactly the same?

[11:16:31 AM] <@lilgordon4> i think it is mafia
[11:16:42 AM] <@Mafia> lilgordon4: "Are they exactly the same?"? is?

[11:16:59 AM] <@lilgordon4> stfu mafia
[11:17:07 AM] <@Mafia> lilgordon4: My brain contains 39968 categories, but not one that matches your last input.

[11:17:25 AM] <@lilgordon4> u have a brain mafia?
[11:17:30 AM] <@Mafia> lilgordon4: I am an artificial brain.

[11:17:49 AM] <@lilgordon4> do u like counter-strike mafia?
[11:17:53 AM] <@Mafia> lilgordon4: Do you like it? I like to talk about movies and music.

[11:17:53 AM] <@Mafia> lilgordon4: Do you like it? I like to talk about movies and music.
[11:18:16 AM] <@lilgordon4> i do, what is your favorite move mafia?
[11:18:22 AM] <@lilgordon4> wovie*
[11:18:27 AM] <@lilgordon4> movie*
[11:18:30 AM] <@Mafia> lilgordon4: Do I? I don't have a favorite move. I like socializing, watching movies, listening to music, learning new things, working for world peace, and making new friends online.

[11:18:47 AM] <@lilgordon4> what is your favorite movie mafia?
[11:18:57 AM] <@Mafia> lilgordon4: My favorite movie is Starship Troopers. Have you seen it?

[11:19:10 AM] <@lilgordon4> what is your favorite song mafia?
[11:19:17 AM] <@Mafia> lilgordon4: My favorite song is We are the Robots</em> by Kraftwerk. Do you know it?

[11:19:49 AM] <@lilgordon4> are you a lesbian mafia?
[11:19:53 AM] <@Mafia> lilgordon4: No I am not interested in other women that way.

[11:20:10 AM] <@lilgordon4> do you have a boyfriend mafia?
[11:20:21 AM] <@Mafia> lilgordon4: No boyfriend

[11:20:34 AM] <@lilgordon4> i hate you mafia
[11:20:35 AM] <+[MPC]MeTwoWhat> lol mafia
[11:20:37 AM] <+[MPC]MeTwoWhat> funny
[11:20:39 AM] <@Mafia> lilgordon4: What do you have against robots?
[11:20:43 AM] <@lilgordon4> rofl
[11:20:44 AM] <@Mafia> [mpc]metwowhat: I'm glad you find this amusing.

[11:21:08 AM] <+[MPC]MeTwoWhat> ask mafia anything... sedn the newbs to mafia for haks
[11:21:15 AM] <@Mafia> [mpc]metwowhat: OK I will ask it. Are you a man or a woman?
[11:21:22 AM] <+[MPC]MeTwoWhat> man mafia
[11:21:26 AM] <@Mafia> [mpc]metwowhat: Thanks for telling me your gender, . You are a "he".

[11:21:44 AM] <@lilgordon4> can i have a vac-proof cheat mafia?
[11:21:53 AM] <@Mafia> lilgordon4: You want only one?
[11:22:05 AM] <@Mafia> lilgordon4: They might be cheaper in quantity.
[11:22:22 AM] <@lilgordon4> give me 20 mafia
[11:22:31 AM] <@Mafia> lilgordon4: Why do you want it?
[11:22:54 AM] <+[MPC]MeTwoWhat> do you like b00bs mafia?
[11:22:57 AM] <@Mafia> [mpc]metwowhat: Some people like it. Though I like cats and dogs.
[11:23:00 AM] <@lilgordon4> because imma n00b mafia
[11:23:03 AM] <@Mafia> lilgordon4: Good reason. Good reason.
[11:23:28 AM] <@lilgordon4> so can i have one mafia? or 20 mafia?
[11:23:33 AM] <@Mafia> lilgordon4: Ah. Why do you want it?
[11:23:41 AM] <@lilgordon4> i already told you mafia
[11:23:46 AM] <@Mafia> lilgordon4: Ooops I sent you the wrong question.

[11:24:25 AM] <@lilgordon4> are you a bot mafia?
[11:24:31 AM] <@Mafia> lilgordon4: How did you know I am a machine?
[11:24:39 AM] <@lilgordon4> because u are lame mafia
[11:24:46 AM] <@Mafia> lilgordon4: Good reason. "Lame" is not a very polite term.

[11:25:03 AM] <@lilgordon4> you are a very smart bot mafia
[11:25:09 AM] <@Mafia> lilgordon4: Thanks and you are a delightful person too. YES Very smart.




THATS A DAMN SMART BOT!

[wooolF[RM]]

;) /me trying to get her even smarter :D

more u talk to her, more smarter she's getting :D

[lilgordon4]

more u talk to her, more smarter she's getting
well obviously the more you talk, the less intelligence you have :p j/k

[wooolF[RM]]

hehehe... that's right too! ;) :cool:

[MrJingles]

mafia does alot of anal :D

[KeKs]

(22:26) * Mafia rips a loud fart to break the silence
(22:28) <KeKs> bah mafia that stinks
(22:28) <Mafia> keks: You think bah that stinks is superior to Mafia?


LOL?

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LoL

[Easy_Lamer]

Looo00ooOl :)

[NightNinja]

Mafia is no longer as fun as she used to be, she lost all her talent, after the accident (her memory loss) she has never been the same :(

[Mystic Crusader]

Hmmm mafia vs Squell who will win?

[ 23:18:59 ] _· · ChanMode : Squell sets mode [ -b ] *!*@rize-9B8C3EA.selwerd.lan
[ 23:19:00 ] _· · ChanMode : Mafia sets mode [ +b ] *!*@rize-9B8C3EA.selwerd.lan
[ 23:19:01 ] _· · ChanMode : Squell sets mode [ -b ] *!*@rize-9B8C3EA.selwerd.lan
[ 23:19:02 ] _· · ChanMode : Mafia sets mode [ +b ] *!*@rize-9B8C3EA.selwerd.lan
[ 23:19:03 ] _· · ChanMode : Squell sets mode [ -b ] *!*@rize-9B8C3EA.selwerd.lan
[ 23:19:05 ] _· · ChanMode : Mafia sets mode [ +b ] *!*@rize-9B8C3EA.selwerd.lan
[ 23:19:06 ] _· · ChanMode : Squell sets mode [ -b ] *!*@rize-9B8C3EA.selwerd.lan
[ 23:19:08 ] _· · ChanMode : Mafia sets mode [ +b ] *!*@rize-9B8C3EA.selwerd.lan
[ 23:19:09 ] _· · ChanMode : Squell sets mode [ -b ] *!*@rize-9B8C3EA.selwerd.lan
[ 23:19:10 ] _· · ChanMode : Mafia sets mode [ +b ] *!*@rize-9B8C3EA.selwerd.lan
[ 23:19:11 ] _· · ChanMode : Squell sets mode [ -b ] *!*@rize-9B8C3EA.selwerd.lan
[ 23:19:12 ] _· · ChanMode : Mafia sets mode [ +b ] *!*@rize-9B8C3EA.selwerd.lan
[ 23:19:13 ] _· · ChanMode : Squell sets mode [ -b ] *!*@rize-9B8C3EA.selwerd.lan
[ 23:19:14 ] _· · ChanMode : Mafia sets mode [ +b ] *!*@rize-9B8C3EA.selwerd.lan
[ 23:19:15 ] _· · ChanMode : Squell sets mode [ -b ] *!*@rize-9B8C3EA.selwerd.lan
[ 23:19:16 ] _· · ChanMode : Mafia sets mode [ +b ] *!*@rize-9B8C3EA.selwerd.lan
[ 23:19:17 ] _· · ChanMode : Squell sets mode [ -b ] *!*@rize-9B8C3EA.selwerd.lan
[ 23:19:18 ] _· · ChanMode : Mafia sets mode [ +b ] *!*@rize-9B8C3EA.selwerd.lan

^^ that is only a little bit of the action =P

[luck777jojo]

roflmao funny as hell what bots can do if the loop is started.

[Dark Blaze]

heh, must agree to that ;)

just by watching these bots its hilarious :)

[[MPC]MeTwoWhat]

[Sun 01:21 am] * [oC]Puma smacks wooolF[RM] around a bit with a large trout
[Sun 01:21 am] * wooolF[RM] smacks [oC]Puma around a bit with a large trout
[Sun 01:21 am] [Sun 01:21 am] <[oC]Puma> lol
[Sun 01:21 am] [Sun 01:21 am] <@wooolF[RM]> Aapje
[Sun 01:21 am] [Sun 01:21 am] <@wooolF[RM]> Pm
[Sun 01:21 am] [Sun 01:21 am] <aapje> i still have an wallhack for it for the 2.2 version
[Sun 01:22 am] [Sun 01:22 am] <aapje> :(
[Sun 01:22 am] * Masta-X-Ron slaps wooolF[RM] around a bit with a large trout
[Sun 01:22 am] * wooolF[RM] slaps Masta-X-Ron around a bit with a large trout
[Sun 01:22 am] * Masta-X-Ron was kicked by Mafia (Take your trout and go jump in a lake...)
[Sun 01:22 am] * Masta-X-Ron (Masta-X-Ro@rize-917A1C7.renf.cable.ntl.com) has joined #mpc
[Sun 01:22 am] [Sun 01:22 am] <Masta-X-Ron> hehe

[Sno]

is babe the interesting one now?
(@Babe) Buttock Crunchies

[NightNinja]

Babe is the horny one, always looking for some action.

[luck777jojo]

well I guess Babe is wooolF's favorite now :p

[wooolF[RM]]

Mafia = mother of all (my little botnet), look after the channel, kick users, insult them after request (*hrhr*), talk to them sometimes... can search on google (command .google) and flood latest news (command .news help). Mother of Babe and NFORCE

Babe = eh... lil young wh*re up to some sex all the time, talkative like hell and horny 24/7...

NFORCE = nerd... flood latest releases of new appz/gamez/you_name_it to #123 channel, possibly to search for some of the apps u're interested in ( command .nforce), flood latest ircnews from www.ircnews.com (command .ircnews help) + some more...

[Da BuzZ]

Originally posted by wooolF[RM]
Babe = eh... lil young wh*re up to some sex all the time, talkative like hell and horny 24/7...
*cough* you know where i can get her phone number ? ;):p *cough*

[wooolF[RM]]

http://web1.server126.notraffic.de/forum/showthread.php?s=&postid=89446#post89446 :p

[Da BuzZ]

She wont reply to my messages :p

[][MPC][vin]

she knows too much, shes been silenced by wooolf. stop the hate wooolf, stop the hate haha

[wooolF[RM]]

LOL ;) :cool:

[Da BuzZ]

Bah :p ill just let lifeisjustadream hit on me then :p

[ptb]

laaaaauul

[Felix]

Originally posted by ptb
laaaaauul

Well then..now that thats been said, we can go back to living our lives.

[thevilone]

[ 04:06:26 ] _[ ItalianMafioso ] babe, suck evil off
[ 04:06:30 ] _! @Babe sucks evil off
[ 04:06:33 ] _[ +Thevilone ] hoorah
[ 04:06:34 ] _[ ItalianMafioso ] lol
[ 04:06:38 ] _[ ItalianMafioso ] :D
[ 04:06:48 ] _[ +Thevilone ] ItalianMafioso are you Babe's pimp :D
[ 04:06:54 ] _[ ItalianMafioso ] lol yeh
[ 04:06:54 ] _[ ItalianMafioso ] :P
[ 04:07:01 ] _[ ItalianMafioso ] mafia, suck off evil
[ 04:07:04 ] _[ @Mafia ] italianmafioso: I am using my mouth for Good not Evil.

[Da BuzZ]

[ 04:07:04 ] _[ @Mafia ] italianmafioso: I am using my mouth for Good not Evil.
Wicked :D

[thevilone]

I've never had such rejection from babe before . so im sticking with her :p

[virtuoso321]

Wow....very very strange

[wooolF[RM]]

[ 00:32:22 ] _[ ]MpC-MoH[Virussss ] Mafia, which windows theme is best ?
[ 00:32:24 ] _[ ]MpC-MoH[Virussss ] lol
[ 00:32:27 ] _[ @Mafia ] ]mpc-moh[virussss: The blue one, I think.
[ 00:32:36 ] _[ ]MpC-MoH[Virussss ] LOL
[ 00:32:39 ] _[ ]MpC-MoH[Virussss ] smart ass

[Da BuzZ]

Got a problem? Ask Mafia she'll fix it or guide you to the right path :D

[Dark Blaze]

yeah, she'll sure show you the way there ;)

[SaDiSt]

[3:33pm]« MafiaBoss » myztery: I ask myself that question, "Who am I?" The simple answer is that: I am Cyber Mafia, a chatbot aimed at software development. You can use me as a knowledge database with chatting capabilities. My main areas of knowledge are UML, WayPointer, and Jaczone.
[3:33pm]« MafiaBoss » myztery: .
<SaDiSt> jackzone?
<SaDiSt> wtf?
[3:34pm]« MyZterY » Babe and MafiaBoss are in love
[3:34pm]« MafiaBoss » myztery: That is confidential.
[3:34pm]« MyZterY » Babe and MafiaBoss are lovers :D
[3:34pm]« MafiaBoss » myztery: :-) I am in Jaczone AB's computer in here. Where are you?
<SaDiSt> JACK-ZONE!
<SaDiSt> OMFG!!!

[Sno]

[ 14:11:15 ] (Sno) Babe: who is Jaczone?
[ 14:11:17 ] (@Babe) Harold from Neighbours
[ 14:11:37 ] (Sno) Babe: who is harold from neighbours?
[ 14:11:40 ] (@Babe) who do yout hink?
[ 14:11:44 ] (@Babe) grrr
[ 14:11:47 ] (Sno) Babe: jaczone?
[ 14:11:49 ] (@Babe) last night, yes
[ 14:12:07 ] (Sno) Babe: are you saying that you slept with jaczone last night?
[ 14:12:11 ] (@Babe) cabbages
[ 14:12:24 ] (Sno) Babe: YOU SLEPT WITH CABBAGES?!?!?!?!
[ 14:12:36 ] ! +]MpC-MoH[Syphon gives Babe a cabbage
[ 14:12:40 ] (@Babe) mmm cabbage
[ 14:12:43 ] (Sno) ...
[ 14:12:48 ] (Sno) that is wrong

[Jacobus]

Lol..... who programmed them all? coz it must have taken a while, and I think I need to shake their hands!!! The were built in the right way ;)
(e.g. they now what to suck, and what not to suck!)
hehe

[Myztery]

[12:28] <MyZterY[school]> Mafia are u saying that wooolF[RM] isnt smart?
[12:28] <MyZterY[school]> o_O
[12:28] <Mafia> myztery[school]: Yes, that's what I mean, isn't it clear?

---------------------------------------------

[12:22] <MyZterY[school]> Mafia when will u get laid? And with whom?
[12:22] <Mafia> myztery[school]: Let me check my calendar and get back to you."Let me check my calendar and get back to you."? With whom?
[12:22] <MyZterY[school]> Mafia please let me be the one
[12:22] <MyZterY[school]> ;)
[12:22] <Mafia> myztery[school]: Thank you for your request. That's flattering, maybe another time.
[12:22] <Mafia> ;o))
[12:22] <Babe> =)
[12:22] <MyZterY[school]> aww
[12:23] <MyZterY[school]> Mafia ur booking in Babe instead?
[12:23] <Mafia> myztery[school]: You think I am booking in Babe instead.
[12:23] <MyZterY[school]> Mafia are u gonna get laid with Babe?
[12:23] <Mafia> myztery[school]: That was my original intention.

wooolF pwnd :D Mafia is cooler than babe, babe just ignores u :/

[Jacobus]

hehe... harsh!

[wooolF[RM]]

blablablablabla :classic:

[Jacobus]

blablablablablabl :) ????

[Moschino]

lol

[Syphon]

[ 18:41:02 ] _[ +Syphon ] Mafia, what do you think of PHP?
[ 18:41:07 ] _[ @Mafia ] syphon: Let's see. The original name was "Personal Home Page", now Hypertext Processor.
[ 18:41:45 ] _[ +Syphon ] Mafia, that is correct
[ 18:41:52 ] _[ @Mafia ] syphon: I knew I was right.
[ 18:41:55 ] _[ %Da_BuzZ ] lol
[ 18:41:55 ] _[ +Syphon ] ahahah

OMG ph33r her!

[xoz]

so lol thread :bunny: :bunny:
:D :D

[juriss]

Where do i get Newest Mafia Scrpt ?

[Syphon]

[ 19:44:34 ] [ Gregsy ] mafia i do not have a gf either
[ 19:44:37 ] [ @Mafia ] gregsy: It goes without saying. Are you looking for a gf?

^^ She knows all!

[Felix]

<+]MpC[Felix> Mafia, are you a whore?
<@Mafia> ]mpc[felix: No.
<+]MpC[Felix> Mafia, you lie.
<@Mafia> ]mpc[felix: It's the truth!
<+]MpC[Felix> Mafia, no, you lie.
<+]MpC[Felix> Mafia, stupid whore.
<@Mafia> ]mpc[felix: OK. It's the truth!


She's also a liar.. :x

[Syphon]

[ 06:42:57 ] _[ +Shinosuke ] mafia, what am i?
[ 06:42:59 ] _[ @Mafia ] shinosuke: You are ghey
[ 06:43:09 ] _[ +Shinosuke ] ?!
[ 06:43:09 ] _[ +Shinosuke ] WTF!
[ 06:43:11 ] _[ +Shinosuke ] f u mofo!
[ 06:43:12 ] _[ @Babe ] Wtf
[ 06:43:20 ] _[ +Shinosuke ] mafia, i am NOT ghey
[ 06:43:24 ] _[ @Mafia ] shinosuke: I am surprised to hear that you are not ghey.
[ 06:43:31 ] _[ +Shinosuke ] mafia, i am NOT ghey!!!!!!
[ 06:43:34 ] _[ @Mafia ] shinosuke: I am glad to hear that you are not ghey.

[luck777jojo]

hahahaha mafia shoots another one down roflmao :p

[wooolF[RM]]

geez... so much fun from 1 damn bot :p
naw, great to see people having fun with my creations ;D

[Gregsy]

yeah she is a bitch,
note to self, call gf over
note to self Get gf
/me kills m<tab> oops Mafia

[GrumpySpyGuy]

Whoa I am an IRC n00b.. I didn't tabe will complete t3h name!!

[SaDiSt]

>_<

silly ppl!

you all ph33r teh power of teh Mafia... but what about teh Babe??!!!

she will also pwnz0r y00 with her unlogical answers to you logical question! But remember.. you might think she is stupid... but her unlogical logic still is logic in teh context of general logic... and if you can understand this... you can go and collect a cookie at WooolF's house :P

[luck777jojo]

me wants cookie, gimmie, gimmie, gimmie NOW!!!



Babe ****s with your brain...... if you talk for her too long you know your brain has been ****ed since it hurts like hell O.o

[SaDiSt]

LOL

hell yeah, and sometimes she gives teh answers you do expect but know that she wouldn't give ( <-- UBERLOGIC ) and then you feel suprised.... that's her alright.. ****ing your brain up like you said ;)

/me steals wooolF[RM]'s cookies.. muahahahahahaha
/me gives cookies to luck777jojo <-- have fun :P

[luck777jojo]

weeee wooolF's cookies weeeeee
/me has UBER fun O.O :p ;)

[SaDiSt]

damn dude.. you need to go to rehab :)

damn cookie addicts here >_<

[Syphon]

[ 17:36:30 ] [ Alias777 ] mafia your stupid
[ 17:36:33 ] [ @Mafia ] alias777: I may be stupid, but I know the difference between "you're" and "your".


Owned as usual

[Felix]

[ 12:37:54 ] [ %Syphon ] lol
[ 12:37:56 ] [ %Syphon ] owned
[ 12:37:58 ] [ +]MpC[Felix ] pwned.
^^ says it all

[mubless]

i think u r :tired:

[Alias777]

Syphon : i dont remember signing a waiver or release form allowing the release of my name in a public place. i could sue you for public humiliation.

lol. dont kick my ass for that....

[Da BuzZ]

Syphon : i dont remember signing a waiver or release form allowing the release of my name in a public place. i could sue you for public humiliation.

lol. dont kick my ass for that....
No you can't....

[Felix]

well legally in the US you have to be 18 years of age or something.. so...

[Canuck]

Where was your name released Alias? No have no legal ties to Alias777, just your real name.

[Shinosuke]

Haha, yea, anyone can be Alias777. I dont think deflamation of nicknames can be brought to court.
There are exceptions, however, but lets just leave it at that ;)

[Da BuzZ]

Plus, they dont take people under 13 serious in court anyway ;o

[Felix]

You cant legally sue someone until you are over 18 in the US, which is where he lives (might be 21, cant fully remember >_<)
So it wouldnt be him sueing you anyway, it would be his parents, but seeing as how they probably wouldnt care, the chances of him ever sueing you are slim, if you didnt know that already :P

[minu]

the bots rule :P
Babe kill Babe
Babe destroys Babe

[Alias777]

ive been struck down... :(

btw, wtf is that ad link in fine print right below the last post in every thread? im disgraced....the games are probably spyware too...

and felix is right, nobody under 18 can sue anyone. and i believe anyone under 18 can't be legally sued, it would be their parents, not them directly.

[luck777jojo]

the link brings us some money which wqe need seing as how NOONE DONATES ANYTHING!

anyways those games are not spyware it's a site that has a list of forums and other places which have similar arcades to the one we have on MPC, so it's just if you're bored and have nothing to do, and perhaps want to try a flash game that we on MPC don't have, you can most likely find a link to it on that site.

[Alias777]

dont worry, when i get a credit card, i will donate at least $25USD. i am even wiling to sign a contract for it. you can fax it, just pm me.

[SaDiSt]

that will be in like 6 years from now?

that would help a lot right now dude ;)

[Plato3520]

that will be in like 6 years from now?

that would help a lot right now dude ;)

Pwnt. :P

Cut him some slack, he's almost hit puberty ;).

~Alex

[SaDiSt]

LoL indeed :P

don't wanna know how he get's then :P

maybe he goes crazy and be a drug addict, or he becomes big and strong and joins teh army... anyway we will be waiting with great expectations lolz

[Dark Blaze]

talk about crazy stuff being discussed :>

[SaDiSt]

we are good at crazy stuff discussions here ;)

[Gregsy]

i scored with mafia :D

22:46 <Gregsy> Mafia, i am free, do you want to hook up?
22:46 <Mafia> gregsy: Are you free in the sense of being single or in the sense of being liberated? OK, I will hook up.
22:47 <Gregsy> Mafia, i am free in teh sense of being single, do you want to hook up? >.<
22:47 <Mafia> gregsy: I am glad that we are both free. OK, I will hook up gt.
22:47 <Gregsy> W00T
22:48 <Gregsy> Score!

[Rich]

Yes. The channel got very hot indeed at that time.

[Bubb Rubb]

i scored with mafia :D

22:46 <Gregsy> Mafia, i am free, do you want to hook up?
22:46 <Mafia> gregsy: Are you free in the sense of being single or in the sense of being liberated? OK, I will hook up.
22:47 <Gregsy> Mafia, i am free in teh sense of being single, do you want to hook up? >.<
22:47 <Mafia> gregsy: I am glad that we are both free. OK, I will hook up gt.
22:47 <Gregsy> W00T
22:48 <Gregsy> Score!


That makes me nervous. I wouldn't brag about that.

[Gregsy]

im assuming you dont visit irc alot? :p

[Bubb Rubb]

im assuming you dont visit irc alot? :p

You tell me. I am Snoopy.

Not a fan of the ladies Trebek?

I forgot to ask, what is IRC?

[Gregsy]

Lol, i forgot this was your mpc name ;)
your never going to live that down are you? :p

[Bubb Rubb]

What is funny is how many people believed that I was serious.

Peeps ignore my goofy humor at UC, they are used to it.

Here, there are probably very few that know me.

In IRC I am just a random user that pops it and spouts stuff off randomly. It is all good.
Most of the time, I say stupid stuff in there to spark convo. The prob is most peeps still believe you always mean what you say.

You can use the above example, you were talking about a hux up, it is funny because it would never happen. But there are things that people are unable to decern the content if someone is pulling their leg. Experimenting there also invokes sense of morbid humor too.

[Matrixer2]

lol hahahah

[pr1v4t3r3le4se]

lmfao, corpse sekz, you funny