EvanVanVan's Posting Thread!

[EvanVanVan]

hurray now i have my own thread where i can talk to myself all i want...!

[EvanVanVan]

wow talking ot my self sure is fun...i even rated my thread as a 5!

[[Cheeta]]

YAY!!!!!!!! heeeheee

[ChrisAuger188]

Wow,

so much fun here. w00p.

:bunny:
DANCE BUNNY, DANCE! :D

[EvanVanVan]

hahaha....yo admin can you like pinn this thread? like you did S7atics posting thread so that i can always find my thread rite away...and post in it if i'm feeling lonely or need a friend:( ...:p

[S7ATiC]

:mad: *S7ATiC immitates a really really pissed off rotweiler* :mad:

[EvanVanVan]

lol did you really get down on all fours and start biting and chewing things?

[EvanVanVan]

hey who lowered my rating?

[Drip'o'blood]

I increased it again... this is so fun :p

[EvanVanVan]

it is fun isnt it? thanks for increasing it!

[mohaa1047]

ur a stupid ass fruitcake with no freinds i hope your threads goes to the shitter and falls in....(that was fun):devious:

[S7ATiC]

:p *S7ATiC pretends to be a horney happy rotweiler, and chases down mohaa* :p

[EvanVanVan]

Originally posted by mohaa1047
ur a stupid ass fruitcake with no freinds i hope your threads goes to the shitter and falls in....(that was fun):devious:



your wrong i have 3 friends....i can count to 3...wanna count with me? rdy? 1....2.....8.....3! hurray you counted to 3 with me! how can you not think this is a fun thread! also how can you think i i have no friends when i just proved i had 3!

[EvanVanVan]

Originally posted by S7ATiC
:p *S7ATiC pretends to be a horney happy rotweiler, and chases down mohaa* :p






lol

[prozak15]

wow, you have your own, thread, now you just gotta get it pinned. SOOOOOOOOOOOOO. ummm yea, sry for the spam!

[S7ATiC]

Let's sing the EvanVanVan song! (sung to tha old batman theme)
Evan! ... Evaan! ... Evan! He's a hyperactive tree-climbing roadkill-candidate alchohol-consuming miscreant nut-haven! Dunununununuh.. EVAAAANN!!

[EvanVanVan]

YEAH COME ADMIN I KNOW YOU FEEL LIKE PINNING MY THREAD SO JUST CLICK YOU LITTLE PINNIE BUTTON ON MY THREAD AND WE'LL BE ALL SET :)

[S7ATiC]

*thinking of something to give evan an opportunity to spam*
Are you a homosexual? Do you like my avatar? Where do you keep your cheese? Have you ever tried freeze dried aprocots? How about pickled okra? Mashed onions? Mountain oysters? Is it ketchup, catsup, cetchup, katsup, or some other variation? Do you like mayonaise? What fast food resturaunt do you prefer? Do you drive a car? What kind of cars do you like? Would you become a race car driver if you were asked to be one? Is there any pornography on your computer? Can you hear me? .... (continues being a woman for the remainder of 5 seconds)

[EvanVanVan]

no i'm not a homosexual

[EvanVanVan]

your avatar is ok

[EvanVanVan]

i dont like cheese

[EvanVanVan]

no i have never seena freeze dried apricot

[EvanVanVan]

nope, nope, yep

[EvanVanVan]

ketchup


*EvanVanVan is getting pissed off for having to wait 60 sec to post each time*

[EvanVanVan]

nope its nasty

[EvanVanVan]

mcdonalds

[EvanVanVan]

yep a red z3

[EvanVanVan]

anything fast and expensive...mostly shit i cant afford

[EvanVanVan]

no

[EvanVanVan]

hells yes...lets see i have a 120 gig hd probably like 40 gigz is porn...all striaght, some lez, and moslty all full lenght videos (DVD rips)

[EvanVanVan]

nope sry cant hear you but thanks for giving me the opportunitys to spam! lol

[TheHolyCow]

Hia nice thread you got going here just thought i would drop in to say hello and say i hope i never run into you guys on the battle field lol Oh evanvanvan i was wondering since we are playing 20 questions, do you have a pet rock? have you ever showered with naked men or ever been to a turkish prison? Do you think that Drip should win the lotto for helping out with the fog thing? or s7atic for being a plethera of knowledge? I do anyways ty for givinme an opportunity to chat with you all Mooooooooo

[EvanVanVan]

nope i dont have a pet rock...but i should go buy one!

[EvanVanVan]

nope never showered with naked men or been in a turkish prison...but Airplane was a great movie

[EvanVanVan]

yeas probably he should win

[EvanVanVan]

dont know wtf a plethera is but it sounds good and i assuming your saying hes full of knowledge...so yeah he should win to

[EvanVanVan]

hurray i just noticed that my title is now Assasin! i feel so special! :( i want to thank my parents and my friends and everyone here at MPC boards that has givin me the chance to spam and get my posts up...thank you all so much i know that with out you i would still be at 20 posts and only posting real hard core information...:( :D

[Drip'o'blood]

What an honor... sir 'assassin' evanvanvan:p

[EvanVanVan]

yes, yes, thank you, thank you....today i'm proud to be an american:)

[EvanVanVan]

Hurray! now i made a signiture with EvanVanVans thread URL in it so where ever i post i can spread the word of MY posting thread

[S7ATiC]

And the shit gets cold. *lights a match*

[ChrisAuger188]

so evan...

what colour's your hair?
do you like animal cookies?
do you have pets?
do you have a doggie?
whats your pets names?
i like pets.
do you have a swiss army knife?
which is your favourite emoticon?
does your tongue look like this? :lick:
are you chinese? :chinese:

YAY!

[EvanVanVan]

my hair is brown

[EvanVanVan]

animal cookies rock

[EvanVanVan]

i used to have 4 cats and an iguana...but they alled died..most from natural causes.. an 2 of hte cats i forgot to feed for a couple of weeks in a row...lol jk

[EvanVanVan]

nope no doggie...o and i forgot i just leased a horse

[EvanVanVan]

i have no pets...lol i could have just left this one out but then i would have 1 less post at the end of this :)

[EvanVanVan]

yeah pets are pretty cool

[EvanVanVan]

of course i have a swiss army knife, who doesnt? i need to sharpen its blade tho

[EvanVanVan]

:ninja: (ninja) or this :dead: (dead)

[EvanVanVan]

nope

[EvanVanVan]

and nope

[TheHolyCow]

Evan Van how long do you plan to keep this thread going lol. Power to the people spam away

[ChrisAuger188]

Jesus, i should spam like that. i need more posts :)

Hmm. should name this post "All about Evan"

Whats your favourite food?
Whats better: Coke or Pepsi?
Do you like the Navy?
Whats your favourite word?
Do you speak french?
Ca Va?
Do u have mIRC?

[EvanVanVan]

my favorite food is pizza

[EvanVanVan]

coke

[EvanVanVan]

guess so

[EvanVanVan]

probably glock it sounds really cool come on say it "glock" and then i can rap it...i spit the hot shit like glock clips

[EvanVanVan]

no

[EvanVanVan]

wtf is that?

[EvanVanVan]

yes i have mirc but rarely use it



*edit*200TH POST!!!!!!!!!!!*edit*

[TheHolyCow]

War Titan Evan van van congrats and i thought you were so coolo all up until the Coke answer. Pepsi is so much better than coke but oh well

[ChrisAuger188]

Jesus evan, i need some spam :P

[S7ATiC]

Spam: S7ATiC endorses all things KoRn. Do you?

[EvanVanVan]

Originally posted by ChrisAuger188
Jesus evan, i need some spam :P

lol

[EvanVanVan]

Originally posted by S7ATiC
Spam: S7ATiC endorses all things KoRn. Do you?

i hate korn..but corn is yummy:p

[ChrisAuger188]

KoRn is Gooood.

Heavy Rock Metal Death stuff!

Da, spam.

[ccsoccer881]

wow...this is a lot of spam.... korn rules...

[Cheesypoof]

I like pie.

[EvanVanVan]

i like lasagna

[Cheesypoof]

Pie is better.

[S7ATiC]

Pie wins.

[toearm]

woot woot i had to drop something since this is a 7 star thread ;) keep up the good work evan we need more threads like this they help ppl releave stress see we are all talking hmmm well hmm well ok pin this site so i dont have to chase it down:p

[Cheesypoof]

S7ATiC > J00 :p

[EvanVanVan]

i have realized the secret that will bring more ppl to my thread! i have to attach something so that ppl think there are hacks here and will come to d/l them...!


this is only a new document!

[Cheesypoof]

That's a cheap trick Evan :p

[EvanVanVan]

yep:)........hhahahahahaha 2 ppl d/led it!!!!!!!!

[toearm]

LMAO i can't belive some1 sctually dl it. you told them that it was not nothing dumbass's well i have to go it is 6 in the morning time for bed :devious: evan keep up the good work on the nouseful dl hehe lmao:p

[Drip'o'blood]

Originally posted by EvanVanVan
i have realized the secret that will bring more ppl to my thread! i have to attach something so that ppl think there are hacks here and will come to d/l them...!


this is only a new document!



:laugh: Damn, can you believe it??? that 's a damn good trick man!!!:cheeky:

[NumBerGuy]

lol

[EvanVanVan]

hahahahahahaha its my new text doc has been d/led 11 times....! i'll post something new to d/l soon! :)


o btw i'm now and "Angel of Darkness" HURRAY!

[EvanVanVan]

hurray i have 1000+ views!

[Drip'o'blood]

:bunny:




(spam rules!!!!!)

[Drip'o'blood]

hey van? If you have 666 posts, will you switch your picture to a devil? :chinese:

[EvanVanVan]

haha that would be hot

[NumBerGuy]

hmmm methinks more people would visit if he gave free cookies to all visitors.

[Methane11]

evan im new here but ive read most of the threads and i just wanted to say that ur thread blows. and so do u. bye :bunny:

[Methane11]

heheh just kidding anyway here are my questions:

are u german?

are u obsessed with squirrels?

do u think Diet Dr.Pepper tastes the same as regular?

what does Van Van really mean?

how long do u think this thread will go on for?

no evan i mean really how long?

are u intimidated by blacks?

how often do u have milk and cookies?

on a scale of one to ten ten being highest how hot is

richard simmons?

[nboy22]

i hope he posts his replies that will be funny as **** :cheeky:

[Drip'o'blood]

hey answer my questions too:

Who or what is santa claus according to you?

Do you leave the toilet door open when nobody's at home?

And if somebody 's at home?

Can you still read the letters on your keyboard?
-If no, With what are they smudged?
-If yes, how long can you read yet? ( 1 year, 2years, 3years)

:bunny: Do you see a hopping bunny? Or a flying onion?

Do you want to kill the admin of this forum for applying a 60 sec. rule between posts?
- If yes, with what kinda weapon? (neon weapons allowed)

How old is your grandmother?

(why do we need to know anyway?) lol, I hope you answer fast!!! :classic:

[EvanVanVan]

i will later to nite answer everyones questions but rite now i'mn gonna go try out bf 1942...heard the fps part of the game sucked but flying the plane is hot as hell, but we will see

[EvanVanVan]

sry i didnt post the answers but i was tired and posting that many anwsers takes a wihle (you cant post more then 1 post every 60 seconds)...so i'll do it when i get some free time...



anyway the real reson i'm posting is i'm now a "Devil of Hell!

[nboy22]

Yeah, i think the only reason you are posting so you can get your daily spam in. or maybe just to get your posts up, i don't know if you call replying with two of the same messages in different format spam. :cheeky:

[Methane11]

answer my fuc$%#@ questions u fuc#%

[Drip'o'blood]

Yes, mister...:(

Read what he wrote down... he hasn't got the time yet!!!!!!!!:cheeky:

[Dark Blaze]

I've been going through this thread and what I mostly see in it is an excuse that EvanVanVan has made up to gain more posts.. So what shall it be guys? A complete removal of the thread, or you will all start posting something useful and I will merely remove the useless posts? It would help if you edited your posts and removed all the useless posts in this thread.. Thanks

[S7ATiC]

hum.
I vote we burn evanvanvan in standard superstition-witch-burning fashion, including the whole 'putting the remains in a vat of acid' deal.

hehe.. j/k - delete. :)

[nboy22]

YEAh most of it is just spam lol :laugh:

[Drip'o'blood]

c'm on evanvanvan, fast answer our questions, before it's too late...lol

[EvanVanVan]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DONT DELETE MY THREAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!! my posts would go down like by 150 if you did that i would be back to a knight!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! sry still dont got any time :'(

[Drip'o'blood]

lol, you can change your text above your avatar!!!! so no more knights in here :laugh: you can change it to moderator if you like :laugh:

[Dark]

lol.. post one new working cheat here, than this thread is interested again :) :)

And Moderator doesnt work.... :cheeky:

[NumBerGuy]

lol well at least he tried

[EvanVanVan]

well here i'm posting a real working (sorta) cheat

its the ogc aimbot! hey the admin never said it couldnt be posted already he just said i need to post a real one to make it interesting!

[Dark]

----new---- working cheat :) :)

[EvanVanVan]

hahah yep :)

[Drip'o'blood]

LOL!!!!!!!! what an evil piece of puss-filled vermin, rotten **** eater, f*cking *sshole piece of rat feces, f*cking fetid anus, c*cks*cking modern ******, useless sack of shit nobody, has downloaded that ??????? :laugh:

[EvanVanVan]

hahahhahahahhah your f*cking rite!! LOL

[Bellboy]

F*cking HILARIOUS, Evanvanvan.....GREAT THREAD if the Admin deletes it then I just want to commit suicide :dead: j/k. This is my 2nd post :classic: Only prob is how do you get a damn picture by your name (i must be to stupid to figure it out) or something :( I hope this thread last a while.......


I'm Bellboy: just ring and im a coming

[NumBerGuy]

lol

Evan rulez

*pockets the $10*

[EvanVanVan]

*ring* *ring*

it in your control panel under options or something...it says like chose avatar i believe...





..............




anyway i was trying to make hte cheat skins undectable any i was ****ing with the pk3 files and now i have it so all of hte orginial skins look blue/red...but all of their guns look like thier pointed in the air when your specing and when your playing you cant see your gun anyonw know what made it work when it was in the 2 cheat pk3 files?

[Drip'o'blood]

:chinese: Evanvanvan... didn't you ring him????? WHERE IS HE?????? lol !:classic:

[EvanVanVan]

yeah for f*cks sake for a doorman err... bellboy he aint very quick...i think i should get him fired dont you?

[Bellboy]

Uhh im here....

[Bellboy]

Bellboy at your service.....where is everyone...... :cry: ohwell im leaving *mumbles* damn them and the chinese act like they never do anything wrong... :chinese:

[Dark Blaze]

Guys Dark did suggest to you a way of saving this thread, a bit off the top, but a suggestion just the same.. However, if you continue to post useless posts I will have no other choice but to remove this thread.

If you want to chat with others in a discussion as real-time, you can do so by logging in to our IRC Channel (irc.rizenet.org #mpc).

However, if you want to continue your posting in this thread that appears to be -in the most polite way- "useless" to the forum posts, then let me know and I will move this thread to another forum where you can continue.

It is your decision to make.. Choose wisely...

[NumBerGuy]

ok Ill post a map then

Urban Sprawl (http://www.btinternet.com/~numberguy/dloads/urbansprawl.zip)

nice for a Team

[NumBerGuy]

and this was from someone else. Its just a bind for lean and strafe.

Lean And Strafe (http://www.btinternet.com/~numberguy/dloads/leanandstrafe.zip)

[Bellboy]

Dark Blaze i've just started posting.....dont take this out i could spam here :nervous: .... Well if i ever learn the art of making hacks and crap for games i will files and crap lol till then this is the funnest post i've seen, dont take it away from all us

Of course you may have no feelings...i dont know :p




:alien: :angry: :bandit: :beard: :bored: :bunny:

Im Bellboy, just ring and im'a coming!

[S7ATiC]

ok, both of those are old, but I don't think they were posted here before.. heheh.

[Bellboy]

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:alien: :angry: :bandit: :beard: :bored: :bunny:

Im Bellboy, just ring and im'a coming!

[S7ATiC]

whut tha .. er.. bellboy.. did you mean to post nothing?

[Homer43]

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm unprossesed spam (licks fingers) lol jk

[NumBerGuy]

lol Bellboys the only post in this thread I ever understood

good and precise post I say

[Bellboy]

[Bellboy]

Just one post..........



:bunny: :bunny: :bunny: :bunny:

For the proud, for the free
for 9/11
We will celebrate there deaths
and laugh at there embarassing moments
We will not hate eachother......
But hate afghans
and anyone else who hates us
WERE AMERICA
The proud....the free.....the brave.....

:alien: :angry: :bandit: :beard: :bored: :bunny:

Im Bellboy, just ring and im'a coming!

[Bellboy]

It brings a tear to my eye :cry:





:alien: :angry: :bandit: :beard: :bored: :bunny:

Im Bellboy, just ring and im'a coming!

[Spas]

hard to believe its been a year, some crazy shit is ahead for all of us, i am soon to be joining the british royal marines, lol looks like i picked the right time for it eh?

[Bellboy]

Good luck HardonSpas bat! :bandit:





:alien: :angry: :bandit: :beard: :bored: :bunny:

Im Bellboy, just ring and im'a coming!

[)v(emnocH]

Can You Say " TARD"

Because thats what you are

n0ob

)v(emnocH

[EvanVanVan]

sure and what are u??


)v(emnocH
Still a Newbie


n00b

[Drip'o'blood]

Originally posted by EvanVanVan
sure and what are u??


)v(emnocH
Still a Newbie


n00b


I did that once with somebody... he never spoke again... let's hope he doesn't speak anymore too:cheeky:

[EvanVanVan]

lol ye

[Bellboy]

WtF? im no n00b go somewhere else stop making fun of me

*cries*

:cry:





:alien: :angry: :bandit: :beard: :bored: :bunny:

Im Bellboy, just ring and im'a coming!

[S7ATiC]

I just had a GREAT idea.. :)

[NumBerGuy]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

[Drip'o'blood]

LOL, that was a good idea... instead of deleting this thread, just moving it... great :laugh:

[EvanVanVan]

HURRAY! hopefully my post is now saved! i might just need to update the link in my sig! thanks s7atic great idea

[NAST3]

I like seals.

[NightNinja]

why didn't i c this thread before? oh well ;) w00tage

[wooolF[RM]]

it was in MOH:AA forum before...

[NightNinja]

figures...i post here all the time ;) never saw this thread...no wonder :p, check out where 20% of my posts go...;) THIS FORUM!

[wooolF[RM]]

that's why i posted where DO this thread came from... as an explanation, not as critic..

[NightNinja]

Originally posted by wooolF[RM]
that's why i posted where DO this thread came from... as an explanation, not as critic..

What? What did i do now? I don't get this u are confusing me...

[wooolF[RM]]

never mind... one day u'll understand it... when u grow up my child...

:D ;)

[NightNinja]

Originally posted by wooolF[RM]
never mind... one day u'll understand it... when u grow up my child...

:D ;)

ALERT, ALERT wooolF just called me his child!! Is it a blessing or is it a curse?!

[wooolF[RM]]

ROFLMAO!!!! ST00PID! :D

[NightNinja]

Originally posted by wooolF[RM]
ROFLMAO!!!! ST00PID! :D

^^^ wooolF ! havn't u ever heard of parenting skills! Its not nice to call the child stupid , it insults him and influences the person he becomes ;) :D :D :D :p

[wooolF[RM]]

ROFL again!!! :D U're gonna be as evil as me :D :muhahahahaha:

can u see my evil parenting skillz now? ;) :D

[NightNinja]

Oh no...I'm going to turn into......
MINI wooolF[RM]!!!

[wooolF[RM]]

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[NightNinja]

ROFLOMGLMAOBBL!!! <-- First sign of Mini wooolF

[S7ATiC]

oh. hell. O_o
umm... right.

on the off topic topic (w00t) of evanvanvan, is evanvanvan dead or hibernating?

[EvanVanVan]

i'm back! well for now at least...i'm gonna update the link in my sig so that ppl can get back here!

[koenig32]

ooh..err...i dont know you but nice to have u back! congrats on being impoersonated by that wanker over on the mohaa forum, i guess u should take that as a compliment???

[EvanVanVan]

haha yea

[PAS3I2]

This thread is insane, lol.

[EvanVanVan]

thanks

[UNTOUCHABLE]

1

[Animalia]

hahah this is a thread filled with comic genius :) half dead with laughter! BTW van how can u not like cheese?! EVEN feta cheese?

[EvanVanVan]

thats the worst ;) i like american i guess

[sauce]

At least its stayed on topic....................






:(

[EvanVanVan]

lol topic? what topic? o you mean me? yes everyone should talk about me ;) but only good stuff or you die and got hell!

[wooolF[RM]]

mmkay O.o

[EvanVanVan]

hhaah wooolF those flash movies on your page are ****ing awesome

[Felix]

Originally posted by UNTOUCHABLE
1
Ok...

[ch34t]

uh, 2?

[EvanVanVan]

lolol 4

[Elac]

I really dislike TeamGOD queers. So who's up for a game?

[EvanVanVan]

wow good to know...seeing that i'm not in teamgod you ****ing fag...

[Elac]

Did i say you?....jeez...stop being so sadamish

[GrumpySpyGuy]

Saddamish*

[EvanVanVan]

so then who were you talking about?

[|S|e|7|e|N|]

ya teamgod does suck

[EvanVanVan]

wow thats nice...but seeing that i left GOD thats even nicer

[|S|e|7|e|N|]

:confused:

[Turna]

EVAN WAS WID GOD.......hows heaven? :cool: :cow:

[EvanVanVan]

haha "i've never met the big guy but the devils got some good weed" ~Down to Earth

[mebabyseal]

i dont understand the instructions in running plus crouch script---can u explain?

[EvanVanVan]

um 2 things..

1. i havent tried but when i looked into the pk3 i think i rememebr it said that you just hold X when you want to stand up, crouch and run foward and let go and you'll atuomatically drop back down..


2. i'm glad you've taken in intrest in my thread but why did yo upost it here? you should have done it over at MOHAA...but its ok

[bigtimestuff]

so wahts so special about this thread

[EvanVanVan]

your kidding me rite?

[S7ATiC]

ofcourse he's kidding. he's a goat with big ass antlers.
what do you expect goats with big ass antlers to do?
duh, make kids. O_o

[EvanVanVan]

lol

[bigtimestuff]

saddamy hussein

[bigtimestuff]

and it not a goat its a steer of the monactulius largepeenisis species

[h0nk]

?

[bigtimestuff]

!

[S7ATiC]

Originally posted by bigtimestuff
and it not a goat its a steer of the monactulius largepeenisis species Oh I see, so you're not making kids.. you're just homosexual? j/k
Geez, you shoulda stuck with my joke. ;)

[bigtimestuff]

Wahta u talkin bout taht was hilarious. ;p Actually just writing crap down.

[c00ki3 m0nst3r]

okay... first one to anwser these 5 questions wins a prize or something... only trick, u gotta anwser all of them in a row (no one posting between your 5 anwsers, and you gotta answer them in 5 posts in a row, dont edit your previous post... do em classic evan style. btw teamgod isnt that bad... its just people like joey and soth that made it uber-ghey.

#1: how many other people in this world besides soth and joey would have enough freetime and the geek looks to make a video like this (http://www.thewelbies.freeserve.co.uk/geeks.wmv)

#2: whats cooler, penguins or ferrets

#3: linux or windows

#4: dogs or cats

#5: why do i think no one is gonna get a prize or somethin

[S7ATiC]

#1 someone named bob

[S7ATiC]

#2 penguins

[S7ATiC]

#3 windows.

[S7ATiC]

#4 dogs

[S7ATiC]

#5 because your mind is messed up.

[S7ATiC]

I broke the new fast-post-to-edit hack! w00t

j00 h4v b33n p\\'n3d.

[c00ki3 m0nst3r]

well you got your prize u bish... now lets not tell anyone... next person to get it gets another prize

[bigtimestuff]

Inner peace:
Inner peace brings fulfillment. Attain it, and life works. Give it away, and happiness becomes elusive.

[S7ATiC]

what the hell..

[c00ki3 m0nst3r]

Originally posted by S7ATiC
what the hell..
the ****?

[h0nk]

i think ........

*PLÜNNNNNNNG*

OMG..... my clip is empty..... need to reload

....

*clic*


....



*rac rac*

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muhaahahahahahar


done!


*clic!*


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DOH!

[EvanVanVan]

i love my thread ;)

[ch33t]

m2

[bigtimestuff]

What is, is.
What is not, is not.
No amount of wishing or wanting can change that simple fact.

[Felix]

~WoRLD > :cow: > this thread > you

[SmokeDookee]

how did s7atic get warning points? weirdness. i guess i miss alot of stuff or something. nice thread though. EvanVanVan has beer nuts lol. i see the Pabst down there.

[EvanVanVan]

lol ye i thought i was mad funny that s7atic had 14 wrning points...

[S7ATiC]

ya well, darkcloud was being moody, and decided I was a threat to his manhood or somethin. :P

go read that closed (by wooolf) why cheat thread in the main forum..

I'd like to get em removed, but it doesn't seem astho I have support of the upper heirarchy of mpc. *cough*

[c00ki3 m0nst3r]

lol s7atic.. okay smokee for your detachment style of inductive reasoning, here is some syllogism style inductive reason..

if read is knowledge,
and knowledge is power,
and power corrupts,
then reading is evil

and some of your detachment shit
if pratice makes perfect,
and nobody is perfect,
then why pratice

[S7ATiC]

Here's your homework evan, answer the age old question..

DID HE DO IT? (http://www.pages2send.com/images/didhe.jpg)

[SmokeDookee]

syllogism? what kind of jism is that?

[EvanVanVan]

Originally posted by S7ATiC
Here's your homework evan, answer the age old question..

DID HE DO IT? (http://www.pages2send.com/images/didhe.jpg)

haha thats funny as hell and really sick

[S7ATiC]

Oh come on, you've seen worse. Besides, you didn't answer the question. :P

[EvanVanVan]

lol ye i know i've seen worse but its still funny...and i guess i cant answer it as it says..."only he knows for sure"

[Felix]

"Not everyone is special enough to have their own thread! i'm a lucky one that does! vist here: EvanVanVan's Posting Thread!!!! for fun and enjoyment and entertainment!!!!"
Lol...i might have to make my own spam thread. :p

[EvanVanVan]

lol

[g00nage]

support me ! http://www.cause_i_didn't_read_the_rules.gay

[Felix]

Don't you know Outwar is against the rules? Well, you should if you read the rules..

[Malicious]

~world i know you explained it to me before, but i just don't get why people do the outwar stuff. Maybe someone can explain what you get out of it.

[o({})o]

Outwar is pointless and stupid.

[bigtimestuff]

Originally posted by c00ki3 m0nst3r
lol s7atic.. okay smokee for your detachment style of inductive reasoning, here is some syllogism style inductive reason..

if read is knowledge,
and knowledge is power,
and power corrupts,
then reading is evil

and some of your detachment shit
if pratice makes perfect,
and nobody is perfect,
then why pratice

so you can be less not perfect than everyone else and get all the p()ssy.

[Malicious]

Originally posted by o({})o
Outwar is pointless and stupid.

Good enough for me ;)

[Turna]

Outwar is against the rules......c00k use to have a outwar link in his signature those were the days.....before outwar became outbreak

[bas1000]

This thread reall rocks!!

Keep up the good work.

[Elac]

How do the signs that say, "Don't Walk On Grass" get there?

[S7ATiC]

Airlift, Javelin throwing method, Teleportation expiriments, various ways.
THINK MAN THINK. :)

[EvanVanVan]

why does SOUR cream have an expiration date?

[S7ATiC]

Cuz it can get sour-er. Next question?

[bigtimestuff]

try the new arbies beef and provolne sandwhich it roks.

[bas1000]

Other wise u get sour water: the white disappears and u get smell.
Also some people observed a swelling of the package, might lead to explosions.

[bigtimestuff]

:cow: poops on you. Then eats grass.

[Thizzness]

Just in case you haven't heard: 1 4M 73H PWN4G3!!!!!!!!!!111!!!

[H4ze]

Complete spam. w00t! Keepin it alive 4 ya Evan

[EvanVanVan]

hah yeah...i;m always happy when i check my email and see "reply to EvanVanVan's thread"

[bigtimestuff]

evanvanvan

[EvanVanVan]

w3rd...nice avatar btw

[Jesus Claus]

ALOT OF SPAMING TIME TO LOWER RATEING

[EvanVanVan]

why would you want to do that ;(

[Top_Gunn]

Oooh boy no life lol

[Jesus Claus]

lol diffent ip ill raise it up again

[Jacobus]

Static or Evanvanvan
1)'This statement is false', true or false?
2)If space is a vacuum (nothing), then why are we not touching mars (if there is nothing between us)?
3)Why do some of Tesco's ready meals say 'Do not turn upside-down' on the bottom?
4)Why am I not revisin for my AS level exams which are in 2 weeks?
5)You are in a secure room with 2 doors, and a man guarding each door. All you know is; one door goes to heaven, one to hell, but you dont know which is which. And that one guard always tells the truth, the other always lies, although U dont know which is which. You have 1 question - what do you ask, and to which guard? (dont worry,. I'll post the answer 2moz)
6)why is it so hard to find good, cheap porn these days?
7)is the question really, 'to be or not too be?'
8)is it true that U really dont get any post hits for posting in off-topic threads?
9)how do you get a 'url' hyper link to say sumthing different to it's target (e.g. for it to say Hello, but go to http://www.google.com???
10) is this erally the tenth question?
11) Is that really the correct spelling of Tenth?
12)God damn it, why did I read all 17 pages of this thread?
13)Monty Python Rules, true or false
14) When does Matrix reloaded come out (and when wilol it be available on Kazaa?)
15)how many questions so far??
16) what about now ayyyyyeeeeEE???????????????
17)have a stab at my real name
18)do you do the funky chicken?
19)have you ever killed a man?
20)have you ever secretly made love to a chicken (this may/maynot stay confidential)
21)who are your favourite music band?
22)do you only see in monocrome?
23)should we all start saying fluffy a lot more
24)do you think anyone will have bothered reading down into this post, this far?
25)did you?
26)what would be the first thing you did, after you made love to bill clinton?
27)if you were alone in a room with George Bush, what would you do?
28)is this the longest post I have ever written?
29)will I make it to 31 questions? (guess, dont scroll down)
30) is my new signature sweet?












31) FLUFFY (this is not a question).

[o({})o]

Originally posted by Jacobus
Static or Evanvanvan
1)'This statement is false', true or false?
2)If space is a vacuum (nothing), then why are we not touching mars (if there is nothing between us)?
3)Why do some of Tesco's ready meals say 'Do not turn upside-down' on the bottom?
4)Why am I not revisin for my AS level exams which are in 2 weeks?
5)You are in a secure room with 2 doors, and a man guarding each door. All you know is; one door goes to heaven, one to hell, but you dont know which is which. And that one guard always tells the truth, the other always lies, although U dont know which is which. You have 1 question - what do you ask, and to which guard? (dont worry,. I'll post the answer 2moz)
6)why is it so hard to find good, cheap porn these days?
7)is the question really, 'to be or not too be?'
8)is it true that U really dont get any post hits for posting in off-topic threads?
9)how do you get a 'url' hyper link to say sumthing different to it's target (e.g. for it to say Hello, but go to http://www.google.com???
10) is this erally the tenth question?
11) Is that really the correct spelling of Tenth?
12)God damn it, why did I read all 17 pages of this thread?
13)Monty Python Rules, true or false
14) When does Matrix reloaded come out (and when wilol it be available on Kazaa?)
15)how many questions so far??
16) what about now ayyyyyeeeeEE???????????????
17)have a stab at my real name
18)do you do the funky chicken?
19)have you ever killed a man?
20)have you ever secretly made love to a chicken (this may/maynot stay confidential)
21)who are your favourite music band?
22)do you only see in monocrome?
23)should we all start saying fluffy a lot more
24)do you think anyone will have bothered reading down into this post, this far?
25)did you?
26)what would be the first thing you did, after you made love to bill clinton?
27)if you were alone in a room with George Bush, what would you do?
28)is this the longest post I have ever written?
29)will I make it to 31 questions? (guess, dont scroll down)
30) is my new signature sweet?

31) FLUFFY (this is not a question).


1)False. When predefined terms and boolean terms come in conflict a disagreement always denotes false.
2)Nothing can have bounds. Time exists in all parts of the 4th dimension, so there is always something separating us from everything else.
3)Ever lift something over your head to read the bottom before?
4)Why am I not revisin for my AS level exams which are in 2 weeks? << wtf?
5)You are in a secure room with 2 doors, and a man guarding each door. All you know is; one door goes to heaven, one to hell, but you dont know which is which. And that one guard always tells the truth, the other always lies, although U dont know which is which. You have 1 question - what do you ask, and to which guard? (dont worry,. I'll post the answer 2moz)
6)bill clinton outdid everything, so it all had to be redone....
7)that is the question, indeed
8)yep
9)hello (www.google.com) (Quote post for answer)
10)yep
11)I believe so.... It could also be tithe.....
12)Seek the light, the sun it your friend.
13)False, Monty Python OWNS.....
14)5-15-03 (No warez)
15)15 as the end of this question comes with a question mark it is thus included as it is read....
16)16 as strings of question marks can be read as a single one with emphasis.
17)Jacobus maybe? No idea....
18)Eat Mor Chickin!
19)Negative
20)5th Amendment
21)I don't particularly like any music band..... I listen to verious styles by many artists.
22)No, but I knew someone who does.
23)Fluffy is a very good hting, especially fluffy whipped cream....
24)I would say that is more than probable.
25)Obviously so.
26)Shoot myself...... or burry my sorrows in a warm cherry pie....
27)Shake his hand and explain how sorry I am he had to make such a decision no one should ever have to make....
28)Yes, and perhaps the only one in the right forum.....
29)Nope (I cheated, and 31 isn't a question)
30)NO!!!! FIX IT OR I WILL DELETE IT!!!! 6 LINES IS THE MAXIMUM FOR NORMAL USERS!!!! IF YOU GONNA HAVE MORE, AT LEASE MAKE IT LOOK RIGHT.....

31) PIE (this is not an answer).

[Jacobus]

3) no - thats too logical :P
4) In England (UK) we have GCSE's (for 16 year olds) then AS-levels (optional) for 17 year olds, then A-levels (again optional) for 18 year olds (then 3+ years doing a degree at University, and maybe even a PHD for research after that (another 4/5 years!) I have 2 weeks untill my AS level exams, and I havent started revising yet.... but Im not worried ;)
5) couldnt answer that 1 aye?
9) thanx for your help!!!
12) <---- WTF's that?!?!?!
14)cheers, and sorry, and I bet tickets for that beauty R gunna sell uot reptty fast!
17) dude... poor guess, no way
27) please explain... (IM not american... but am interested!)
28)as there wasnt a j/k after your answer, I'll pressume it was an insult.... harsh,
and so not true! I know sumtimes I drift slightly off topic in a thread, but so does everybody else.... including admins/mods infact! and they are by NO-MEANS ALL in the wrong place!
29)low man... you spoilt the fun.. your loss... hehe
30) it is 6 lines ish... if you ignore the 2 gaps.. which are only there to make it more clear... WHY can normal users only have 6 lines? coz if it's for space, and loading times, gaps dont take long to load ;). But, does that mean I can keep it if I make it look right? and bear in mind thats hard with limited code etc. at your disposal! I think it's class considering!!!!
31)good... comment!

[EvanVanVan]

lol what hebe said

[Jacobus]

Evanvanvan, twould only take U 2 mins to answer quickly... U do it aswell.... unless you would like a new set of questions for yourself?? hehe... too much free time.

[EvanVanVan]

i'll do it later

[Jacobus]

will you really or are you just saying that mr.Fluffy?

[o({})o]

Better mr.Fluffy than [MR]Flooow :p.

[Jacobus]

:D