The wisdom of Mafia....

[o({})o]

* Mafia rides around the channel on her tricycle, running over everyone's toes to see if they're awake.
<Mafia> If silence is golden, we're all f_cking millionairs!

[MrJingles]

Originally posted by o({})o
<Mafia> If silence is golden, we're all f_cking millionairs!

omfg i wish it was!

[klandestine]

Originally posted by o({})o
* Mafia runs around in circles until she gets dizzy and falls over.

seriously scary:

* Mafia gets bored and reads the latest issue of 'Sheep Sluts of America'

QUESTION!!! .... is Mafia ....

A) Sexally repressed?
B) A paranoid schitophrenic with pyscotic tendancies towards sheep?
C) shy, innocent and retiring?
D) My 'ho?


Klandestine

[wooolF[RM]]

just my bot :p

[lilgordon4]

oh my..
[11:12:52 AM] * Mafia takes off her panties and starts to diddle herself in the middle of the channel
no comment....

[wooolF[RM]]

ahahahaha

[KeKs]

muahah Mafia is just
the horniest slut ever.....
but i like her

[lilgordon4]

i think she may be smarter than the averagebot!

[11:11:47 AM] <@lilgordon4> arg mafia
[11:11:53 AM] <@Mafia> lilgordon4: Nice to meet you Arg.

[11:12:10 AM] <@lilgordon4> iamgay mafia
[11:12:15 AM] <@Mafia> lilgordon4: Are you a man or a woman?

[11:12:47 AM] <@lilgordon4> ***** mafia
[11:12:50 AM] <@Mafia> lilgordon4: That kind of subject does not interest me.

[11:12:59 AM] <+SayaPwnzNewbs> ^lol mafia rox
[11:13:10 AM] <@Mafia> sayapwnznewbs: I am glad you find this funny. Nice to meet you Rox.

[11:13:09 AM] <@lilgordon4> ass mafia
[11:13:14 AM] <@Mafia> lilgordon4: Thanks for telling me: Arg said I AN ASS.

[11:15:45 AM] <@lilgordon4> asl mafia
[11:15:53 AM] <@Mafia> lilgordon4: 5/Robot/California.

[11:16:11 AM] <@lilgordon4> woolf is that u behind mafia
[11:16:21 AM] <@Mafia> lilgordon4: Are they exactly the same?

[11:16:31 AM] <@lilgordon4> i think it is mafia
[11:16:42 AM] <@Mafia> lilgordon4: "Are they exactly the same?"? is?

[11:16:59 AM] <@lilgordon4> stfu mafia
[11:17:07 AM] <@Mafia> lilgordon4: My brain contains 39968 categories, but not one that matches your last input.

[11:17:25 AM] <@lilgordon4> u have a brain mafia?
[11:17:30 AM] <@Mafia> lilgordon4: I am an artificial brain.

[11:17:49 AM] <@lilgordon4> do u like counter-strike mafia?
[11:17:53 AM] <@Mafia> lilgordon4: Do you like it? I like to talk about movies and music.

[11:17:53 AM] <@Mafia> lilgordon4: Do you like it? I like to talk about movies and music.
[11:18:16 AM] <@lilgordon4> i do, what is your favorite move mafia?
[11:18:22 AM] <@lilgordon4> wovie*
[11:18:27 AM] <@lilgordon4> movie*
[11:18:30 AM] <@Mafia> lilgordon4: Do I? I don't have a favorite move. I like socializing, watching movies, listening to music, learning new things, working for world peace, and making new friends online.

[11:18:47 AM] <@lilgordon4> what is your favorite movie mafia?
[11:18:57 AM] <@Mafia> lilgordon4: My favorite movie is Starship Troopers. Have you seen it?

[11:19:10 AM] <@lilgordon4> what is your favorite song mafia?
[11:19:17 AM] <@Mafia> lilgordon4: My favorite song is We are the Robots</em> by Kraftwerk. Do you know it?

[11:19:49 AM] <@lilgordon4> are you a lesbian mafia?
[11:19:53 AM] <@Mafia> lilgordon4: No I am not interested in other women that way.

[11:20:10 AM] <@lilgordon4> do you have a boyfriend mafia?
[11:20:21 AM] <@Mafia> lilgordon4: No boyfriend

[11:20:34 AM] <@lilgordon4> i hate you mafia
[11:20:35 AM] <+[MPC]MeTwoWhat> lol mafia
[11:20:37 AM] <+[MPC]MeTwoWhat> funny
[11:20:39 AM] <@Mafia> lilgordon4: What do you have against robots?
[11:20:43 AM] <@lilgordon4> rofl
[11:20:44 AM] <@Mafia> [mpc]metwowhat: I'm glad you find this amusing.

[11:21:08 AM] <+[MPC]MeTwoWhat> ask mafia anything... sedn the newbs to mafia for haks
[11:21:15 AM] <@Mafia> [mpc]metwowhat: OK I will ask it. Are you a man or a woman?
[11:21:22 AM] <+[MPC]MeTwoWhat> man mafia
[11:21:26 AM] <@Mafia> [mpc]metwowhat: Thanks for telling me your gender, . You are a "he".

[11:21:44 AM] <@lilgordon4> can i have a vac-proof cheat mafia?
[11:21:53 AM] <@Mafia> lilgordon4: You want only one?
[11:22:05 AM] <@Mafia> lilgordon4: They might be cheaper in quantity.
[11:22:22 AM] <@lilgordon4> give me 20 mafia
[11:22:31 AM] <@Mafia> lilgordon4: Why do you want it?
[11:22:54 AM] <+[MPC]MeTwoWhat> do you like b00bs mafia?
[11:22:57 AM] <@Mafia> [mpc]metwowhat: Some people like it. Though I like cats and dogs.
[11:23:00 AM] <@lilgordon4> because imma n00b mafia
[11:23:03 AM] <@Mafia> lilgordon4: Good reason. Good reason.
[11:23:28 AM] <@lilgordon4> so can i have one mafia? or 20 mafia?
[11:23:33 AM] <@Mafia> lilgordon4: Ah. Why do you want it?
[11:23:41 AM] <@lilgordon4> i already told you mafia
[11:23:46 AM] <@Mafia> lilgordon4: Ooops I sent you the wrong question.

[11:24:25 AM] <@lilgordon4> are you a bot mafia?
[11:24:31 AM] <@Mafia> lilgordon4: How did you know I am a machine?
[11:24:39 AM] <@lilgordon4> because u are lame mafia
[11:24:46 AM] <@Mafia> lilgordon4: Good reason. "Lame" is not a very polite term.

[11:25:03 AM] <@lilgordon4> you are a very smart bot mafia
[11:25:09 AM] <@Mafia> lilgordon4: Thanks and you are a delightful person too. YES Very smart.




THATS A DAMN SMART BOT!

[wooolF[RM]]

/me trying to get her even smarter

more u talk to her, more smarter she's getting

[lilgordon4]

more u talk to her, more smarter she's getting

well obviously the more you talk, the less intelligence you have :p j/k

[wooolF[RM]]

hehehe... that's right too!

[MrJingles]

mafia does alot of anal

[KeKs]

(22:26) * Mafia rips a loud fart to break the silence
(22:28) <KeKs> bah mafia that stinks
(22:28) <Mafia> keks: You think bah that stinks is superior to Mafia?


LOL?

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LoL

[Easy_Lamer]

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